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Song Parodies -> "The Martinsville Song"

Original Song Title:

"Round and Round"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez & The Scene

Parody Song Title:

"The Martinsville Song"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This is a parody song that focuses on racing at Martinsville Speedway in Virginia, based on something I heard against my will countless times in 2010, '11, and '12.
‘Round and round (4x)
It’s a half-mile track
A short track with lots of action
Every move a driver makes here
Has an opposite reaction
But I want to win here
Oh, why do you always think
My style of driving is crazy
Don’t you know it’s just NASCAR racing
NASCAR racing
Joe, you have to win a race
You can’t go on this way
I’m here at Martinsville
All my fans can say
I’m driving ‘round and ‘round
Two hundred fifty miles
Driving ‘round and ‘round
But at least I know where I’m going
‘Round and ‘round
Don’t you dare try to hit me
‘Cause I’m getting dizzy, driving ‘round and ‘round
One hundred laps to go
News I didn’t want to hear
There’s a caution on the track
‘Cause a guy threw out his beer
I got a jump on the outside
But then you come charging on right back
I slipped back to second
Joe, you have to win this race
You can’t go on this way
I’m here at Martinsville
All I can say
I’m driving ‘round and ‘round
Two hundred fifty miles
Driving ‘round and ‘round
But at least I know where I’m going
‘Round and ‘round
Don’t try to hit me
‘Cause I’m getting dizzy, driving ‘round and ‘round
Down to 30 laps to go
It’s my crew against the clock
If I want to win this race
I can’t make another stop
Down to 30 laps to go
It’s my crew against the clock
If I want to win this race
I can’t make another stop
Joe, you have to win this race
You can’t go on this way
I’ll win at Martinsville
Now all I can say
I’m going ‘round and ‘round
With just 5 more laps to go
Driving ‘round and ‘round
Now I’m sure I know where I’m going
‘Round and ‘round
Don’t try to hit me, ‘cause I’m getting dizzy, driving ‘round and ‘round
I’m driving ‘round and ‘round
Heading to the checkered flag
Driving ‘round and ‘round
Now I’m really sure where I’m going
‘Round and ‘round
Well, nobody hit me, but I’m feeling dizzy
From driving ‘round and ‘round
(Mike Joy: Joseph Conciatori wins the Martinsville 500)
(J.C. : You guys are awesome!)

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