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Song Parodies -> "(I Want You To) Get Me This Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Love You Like A Love Song"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez

Parody Song Title:

"(I Want You To) Get Me This Thong"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

It’s so comf’table
That it puts every thong on the market to shame
It is made of lace and it stretches out
To suit my big hips, make no panty lines, it comes in “flame”
It is beautiful, it’s skimpy but it’s like a trip to the beach
It also comes in white, along with peach
So for it I beseech
You have two choices: flame or peach

I want you to get me this thong, baby
I want you to get me this thong, baby
I want you to get me this thong, baby
Only available at Victoria’s Secret
I, I, I really want this thong, baby
I, I, I really want this thong, baby
I, I, I really want this thong, baby
Can only be found at Victoria’s Secret

Constantly, I contemplate that thong like I contemplate
A trip to Hawaii or the Amazon
Or to Babylon, oh my God
How I’d love to travel abroad
But I’m afraid
Of heights and airplanes, so perhaps that thong
Is an alternate to a trip to Paris
It will… put me in high spirits

I need you to get me this thong, baby
I need you to get me this thong, baby
I need you to get me this thong, baby
Only available at Victoria’s Secret
I, I, I really need this thong, baby
I, I, I really need this thong, baby
I, I, I really need this thong, baby
Can only be found at Victoria’s Secret

Nothing compares
It stands alone, to every panty I own
And every panty I’ll ever own
It’s so pretty and comfy

I’d love you to get me this thong, baby
I’d love you to get me this thong, baby
I’d love you to get me this thong, baby
Only available at Victoria’s Secret
I, I, I really love this thong, baby
I, I, I really love this thong, baby
I, I, I really love this thong, baby
Baby, please… get me this thong
I'm not one for thongs, but this one is an exception: The Lacie Thong, courtesy of Victoria's Secret.

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