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Song Parodies -> "Raw"

Original Song Title:

"Rare"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez

Parody Song Title:

"Raw"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Honey, you keep on acting kinda funny
It's funny, you used to always call me 'honey'

Things are getting sticky
I'm not quick for a quickie
My suspicions are aroused
Pushing up my push up bra
You think I like how you paw
Honey, let go of my blouse

It hurts me when you claw
Oh, why do you have to do me so raw
It's a flaw
You should have respect for me
Like your ma


You sure have some gall
I mean shame on you
You should know that I'm special, yeah
And I got your sort of jenne se qua
Don't do me so raw, don't do me so raw

Honey, don't make me call up all my bothers
To beat on you
My bros would have you treat me like our mother
That's all

My dad is a Copper
Give me props - treat me proper
I'm your girlfriend treat me right (that's right)
Acting out like an outlaw
Why you frown and clench your jaw?
Honey, why you bite so tight?

You seem cold - please go thaw
Oh, why do you have to do me so raw
It's a flaw
You should have respect for me
Meet my pa

You sure have some gall
I mean shame on you
You should know that I'm special, yeah
And I got your sort of jenne se qua
Don't do me so raw, don't do me so raw
(yeah,yeah)

I'm not gonna play with you
I'll still wanna have you for my guy (your my guy)
Not fooling around with you
My big brothers will change your mind (change your mind)

See us getting older
Taking strolls with a stroller
Your advances weren't so nice (not nice)
Groping brings a 'BROhaha'
Why you be so lah-di-dah?
Honey, look me in the eyes

It's not time to guffaw (don't guffaw)
Oh, why do you have to do me so raw ( so raw)
It's a flaw
You should have respect for me
Like (like)
The (the)
Law


You sure have some gall (you sure have some gall)
I mean shame on you (I mean shame on you)
You should know that I'm special, yeah
And I got your sort of jenne se qua
Don't do me so raw, don't do me so raw
Oh yeah

So raw

(raw)
(raw)

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