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Song Parodies -> "Elf On A Shelf"

Original Song Title:

"Hands To Myself"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez

Parody Song Title:

"Elf On A Shelf"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

I’m just an Elf On A Shelf
Each day they find a new place for me
Tonight I’m all by myself
Stuck here on top of a Christmas tree
Next day I might ride the cat
Till I’m buried in the litter box
Why do they dress me in drag?
Sexy lingerie and Santa socks

Ho Ho!

And all of those kids try to be good
They would behave well if they could
And they’re trying, trying, they’re trying, trying
But in the end they all spoil it
Flushing me straight down the toilet
And I'm crying crying, I'm crying, cause I

I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
An Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
An Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho!)

Family thinks I’m a goof
I ate all their advent calendars
So they stuck me on the roof
Hope I'm not bound for their new blender

Ho Ho...oh!

I play Christmas songs on Pandora
Dangling from the Menorah
And I'm watching watching, I'm watching, watching
Riding a sled down the railing
Gripping the curtains I'm scaling
Always watching watching, I'm watching, cause I

I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
An Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
An Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)

I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
“Knows when you sleep, and when you wake” (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
“You’d best be good for goodness sake” (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)

Stuffed, in, the doggy crate
I really hate, the shower grate

I'm just an Elf On A Shelf
More than an elf, but not yet a Santa

(Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
An Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
An Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)

I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
“Knows when you sleep, and when you wake” (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
I'm just an Elf On A Shelf (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
“You’d best be good for goodness sake” (Ho…ho! Ho…ho…ho!)
I'm just an Elf On A Shelf

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Matthias - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment
That original song is one of the worst I've heard in awhile... So making me listen to that puts you on the naughty list for sure! I like that a bunch of us did Christmas tunes today! This was cute but it was no "#Elfie"
JAB - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Elvcellent!

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