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Song Parodies -> "My Next Gig"

Original Song Title:

"A Billion Hits"

Original Performer:

Ross Lynch

Parody Song Title:

"My Next Gig"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Cartoon violence, stabby daggers,
you really thought I wasn't fun, FUN, FUN, FUN,
You thought I didn't have the moves like Jagger,
well you were right and I was wrong, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.

Always a-groovin',
I'm never improvin',
Working with the show 'til you hear me play the oboe,
Life is like a highway, yar!
Racing like a speedy car,
I'm as hot as lava, rawr,
consider me a superstar.

I don't know if I'll make it, but watch how good I'll take it,
like a song on the radio.
My heart's pumpin' like stereo, but I have to say cheerio,
my next gig's at Ontario,
It's at Ontario,
It's at Ontario,
My heart's pumpin' like stereo, but I have to say cheerio,
my next gig's at Ontario,

I lit this party, now who's boring,
I think it's you, la la la la la,
Your rhymes are so lame the Black Eyed Peas are snorin',
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Sparks are gonna fly,
once I get the pizza guy,
You're going to the pig sty,
Got you a ticket to Liechenstein.


Call someone, there are emergencies galore,
BURN, BURNING UP, Elmo's burning up the dance floor,
Better bring the hose midnight, 'cause Gaga's bringing dynamite,
They're blowing up this place toNIGHT!


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Jake thompson - October 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Dis b****

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