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Song Parodies -> "Just Piss on Your Feet"

Original Song Title:

"We Dance to the Beat"

Original Performer:

Robyn

Parody Song Title:

"Just Piss on Your Feet"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

What they taught you in boot camp!
Just piss on your feet [x15]

Just piss on your feet when you get althlete's feet heat
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet when you get boot rot creep
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet nail fungus to defeat
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
In the battlefield you don't need to be discreet
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
All foot conditions you could possibly treat
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
Will save you a lot of trouble
Just piss on your feet
No kidding
Whip it out, hose feet down
Whip it out, hose feet down
That's an order Son! Do it now!

Just piss on your feet [X4]

Every soldier now from every nation
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet, that yellow liquid
Just piss on your feet, even under retreat
Just piss on your feet no complaining
Just piss on your feet for the war
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
From platoon to battalion
This solution works best
Endless supply proves it
Nothing problematic
Stop the awful burning
In combat, drives one mad
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet

Make the pain stop [x5]

Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
Just piss on your feet
And keep dry socks
And keep dry socks

Do it Private!!!

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Jeff - June 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Piss off... excuse me... piss on (bad pun)! 5's
Agrimorfee - June 13, 2017 - Report this comment
As my father loved to state in times of trouble, it is better to be pissed off than pissed on. Also a good cure for jellyfish stings.

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