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Song Parodies -> "Lunchtime"

Original Song Title:

"Blurred Lines"

Original Performer:

Robin Thicke, T.I. & Pharrell Williams

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Luis Matias

The Lyrics

Another song about food. Enjoy. ☺
(Hey) Everybody line up
Uh (Woo)
Huh, everybody eat up (Woo)
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey, uh (Woo)
Hey hey hey
Come on, whoo (Woo)
Heat it up

If you don't know what you're going to eat (woo, hey come over here)
If you can't cook or you feel lazy (woo, hey)
Maybe you need some help (woo, hey hey hey)
Maybe you need some time (woo, hey hey hey)
Maybe you need to decide... (woo)
Everybody line up

Okay, is the food cold?
I'll make an estimation (Woo)
(Ha) Do you want a drink with ice?
I'll make you a grilled cheese sandwich (woo) (sizzle...)
You have a lot of options (ha hey hey hey) (woo)
There are a lot of places (hey hey hey)
(Woo) I'll show you what I can make you (huh)

And that's why I think it's a good time... (Uh woo) (hey hey hey)
To have some pizza (woo ha) (hey hey hey)
Go get some pizza (ha) (hey hey hey)
And get some soda (woo ha)
Eat some good food... (Woo ha)
Don't let it get past you (ha woo)
(Oh yeah) Don't eat too much junk food (woo ha) (hey hey hey) (alright)
Don't eat too much candy (ha woo)
(Ha) You know, it's lunchtime...
(Ha woo) You know you're hungry
(Woo ha hey hey hey) You know you want food (ha woo hey hey hey)
I know you want it (woo)
So eat some good food... (Uh oh yeah yeah) (woo)
It's going to help you (woo)
You will be stronger (uh woo)
It will help you live longer (woo) (hey hey hey...)
Everybody line up (woo)

What do you need a knife for?
When you want a sandwich (woo)
Eat it anyway you want (uh woo)
Add a little salt and some spice (uh)
You're feeling lucky (woo hey hey hey)
You're eating plenty (woo hey hey hey)
It's more than plenty, hey hey hey (uh woo)
Hey... (Woo)
Oh oh oh

Okay, is the food good? (Uh)
I'm making preparations (woo)
It might need some animals
Like meat from cows or chicken (uh woo)
(Uh huh) I can make you some chili (woo uh huh)
You can have it hot and spicy (woo uh huh) (hey hey hey)
Or just plain cold and tasty (woo uh huh)

Just letting you know I have some good food... (Oh yeah yeah)
You know you want it (woo)
You know you're hungry (uh)
You wanna try it (woo)
Or some cheese curls...
Maybe some Takis (woo oh yeah)
Or some Doritos (uh alright)
Or a few crackers (woo yeah)
You know, it's lunchtime... (Woo)
You know you're hungry (hey...)
Your stomach's grumbling (woo oh...)
You know you need it (woo)
So eat some good food... (Woo hey...)
Don't let it get past you (woo Burger King maybe)
Must have a snack or two (let's go for hot dogs)
Doesn't matter if it's not noon (come on)

Let's go now, uh
One thing I'm telling you
If you start eating healthier, you'll feel good (uh woo)
You need a napkin or two
Maybe more when you spill your drink or your soup (uh)
Be careful whenever you're handling food (uh)
Hold it with two hands and don't let it fall on you (uh woo)
Sitting at a restaurant or just at home (Yeah) Cooking or maybe ordering food (woo)

In a couple minutes, your food's ready (uh)
A burger with some fries (woo)
Along with Sprite
You don't like that other place
Wasn't fair to you (eh woo)
It was too expensive, you didn't have enough money (yeah)
So I moved on, moved on
Went back, went back to that place where I went the other day (woo)
Avoiding those places that are very pricey (yeah)
(Woo) I prefer Taco Bell and Wendy's instead of those places (yeah woo)

Get a knife (uh)
A spoon (woo)
A fork now (uh)
Eat it with a knife and fork
Knife and spoon (woo)
What, you don't need a spoon? (Uh)
Hey... (Woo)
Yay yeah... (Uh)

You know it's time to eat (uh)
So sit down at the table (woo)
You will find something to eat... (Uh)
Even if you have allergies (woo)

(Uh huh) No more pretending (woo hey hey hey) (uh huh)
It's not for playing (woo hey hey hey)
(Uh huh) We're just beginning (woo hey hey hey) (uh)

You always wanted some good food... (Woo oh yeah yeah)
You know you want it (woo hey)
You know you like it (oh...)
You want to try it (woo)
I have some good food... (Uh oh yeah...)
Like fruits and veggies (woo alright)
Don't eat too much candy (alright woo) (everybody eat up)
You know you gotta stay healthy
(Woo) You know it's lunchtime... (Woo everybody line up)
You know you're hungry (hey...)
Your stomach's grumbling (whoa...)
You know you want food (woo hey)
So get some good food... (Oh yeah yeah)
Maybe from Subway (woo)
Go and get some soda (hey...)
Or maybe Domino's pizza (woo)

Uh, everybody eat up
Woo, huh
Yeah, everybody eat up
Uh, woo
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey, uh
Woo, hey hey hey
This is the probably the biggest song I've ever written since there's a lot of parts to it. I've been suggested to write a song about chili so I'll get to it. ☺

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Brian - January 17, 2017 - Report this comment
One naturally has to ask what's for dinner?

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