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Song Parodies -> "Number Two (Potty)"

Original Song Title:

"How We Do (Party)"

Original Performer:

Rita Ora

Parody Song Title:

"Number Two (Potty)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Whenever I hear the (censored) radio version of this song, the line "I wanna party and bullsh-, party and bullsh-" always sounds to me like she's saying "I wanna potty and flush". So I expanded my misheard lyric into a full-length parody
Go potty, then flush
Go potty, then flush
Go potty, and potty, and potty

When you sit down on the toilet
There are some things that you gotta do
Oh you don't wanna spoil it
Number one, number one
Also there is number two
You look so strained when you're pooping (aaaaay)
Didn't take your dose of Ex-Lax today
Just go open up your rear end
Baby don't hold it in, you must set it free

You gotta potty, then flush
And potty, and flush
And potty, and flush
And potty, and potty

'Cause when my food's digested
And I gotta poo
I head into the bathroom
That's what I gotta do
Now light a match on fire
Until the smell is gone
'Cause that's just how you poo

It's like a thick brown serpent
Floating in the bowl
It used to be a gherkin
A taco, and a roll
But now it's spent carbon fuel
We gotta flush it down
'Cause that's just how you poo

How we poo, that's just how we poo
How we poo, when we're in the loo

Blocked up, my bowel's explodin'
You said the fix is some juice of prune
I said man, what are you smokin'?
But alright, pour a glass, and we'll be poopin' soon

You gotta potty, then flush
And potty, and flush
And potty, and flush
And potty, and potty

'Cause when my food's digested
And I gotta poo
I head into the restroom
That's what I gotta do
Now light a match on fire
Until the smell is gone
'Cause that's just how you poo

It's like a thick brown serpent
Floating in the john
It used to be fried chicken
A burger, some bon bons
But now it's spent carbon fuel
We gotta flush it down
'Cause that's just how you poo

How we poo, that's just how we poo
How we poo, wipe when you are through

You gotta potty, then flush
And potty, and flush
And potty, and flush
And potty, and potty

You gotta potty, then flush
And potty, and flush
And potty, and flush
And potty, and potty

'Cause when my food's digested
And I gotta poo
I head to the lavatory
That's what I gotta do
Now light a match on fire
Until the smell is gone
'Cause that's just how you poo

It's like a thick brown serpent
Floating in the can
It used to be an egg roll
And a bowl of Raisin Bran
But now it's spent carbon fuel
We gotta flush it down
'Cause that's just how you poo
How we poo, do the number two
How we poo, when you're in the loo
How we poo, wipe when you are through
How we poo, smells just like a zoo
How we poo

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