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Song Parodies -> "Four Or Five Seconds"

Original Song Title:

"FourFiveSeconds"

Original Performer:

Rihanna, Paul McCartney & Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Four Or Five Seconds"

Parody Written by:

Luis Matias

The Lyrics

A song about a guy that's eating four or five servings of food...
You say I've had enough
But my food is almost done
I'll fill my plate up one more time
I won't get sick, I'm going to be fine

An all-you-can-eat buffet
I eat what I'm wanting
I'll get four or five seconds of salad
I'll be eating until the whole place closes
If I don't finish it all, I'll bag it
Save it for later...
Yeah, nobody can stop me
Ooh, that's all I want

I went to the farmer's market (sweet)
To buy a sandwich, fries and a drink (I'll just stay awhile) And then, I went to pay with cash (hope I had enough money...)
Hold me back, I will not pass

I got four or five seconds for eating
And I'll be eating until it's Friday
I'm not even hibernating
I'm eating until the day's done...
Nobody is going to stop me
Oh, that's all I want

And I'll be eating when it's nighttime
Eating like there's no tomorrow
And it feels like the thousandth time
That I'm eating again...
And I know I'll be out at 9:00
Wondering what to have for breakfast
Guess I'll have eggs that are fried with French toast and some bacon...
Eh

If I'm running short on time, mm...
I hope that I will prevail
You say it's not time to dine, mm...
But I'll be okay for now

I'm eating with patience...
Mm mm...
You say food is my weakness...

I've got four or five seconds for eating
And I will be eating until it's Friday
I'm trying to finish it all by Monday
All done, I swear...
I wish somebody could help me
Oh, that's all I want

Four or five seconds for eating
And I'll be eating until it's Friday
I might not finish it when it's the morning
I'll keep on eating...
No one is going to stop me
Oh, that's all I want...
I don't know which song to use for my chili parody. I'll think about it.

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