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Song Parodies -> "Lonely Girl in the World"

Original Song Title:

"The Only (Girl in the World)"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Lonely Girl in the World"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My perfected version of this song...
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na

I want you to like me, like I was your type
Keep dreamin' of me, keep the fantasy alive
So boy forget about other girls, cuz it's gonna be just me and you tonight
I’m lying in my bed wantin’ ya, tonight you're gonna be my prize

[CHORUS:]
Want you to make me feel like I'm not the loneliest girl in the world
Forget I'm the lonely girl that desperately needs love
Forget I'm the lonely girl who has a broken heart
Loneliest girl in the world...
Forget I'm the lonely girl that's not in demand
Cuz I'm the lonely girl who understands what it’s like to not have a man
Want you to make me feel like I'm not the loneliest girl in the world
Forget I'm the lonely girl that desperately needs love
Forget I'm the lonely girl who has a broken heart
Lonely one...

Want you to take me out to dinner tonight
Hold me in your arms, make me feel alright
Baby I'll tell you all my fantasies that I'm seekin', you are by my side
And when you enter, you ain't leavin', gonna hold you firmly between my thighs

Want you to make me feel like I'm not the loneliest girl in the world
Forget I'm the lonely girl that desperately needs love
Forget I'm the lonely girl who has a broken heart
Loneliest girl in the world...
Forget I'm the lonely girl that's not in demand
Cuz I'm the lonely one who understands, like I'm the only girl who has a broken heart, lonely one...

[BRIDGE:]
Take me, baby, hurry
Oh baby, you’re my fantasy
Let me please you first
Boy, you're gonna make me burst
Take me, baby, hurry
Oh baby, you’re my fantasy
Let me please you first
Boy, you're gonna make me burst

Want you to make me feel like I'm not the loneliest girl in the world
Forget I'm the lonely girl that desperately needs love
Forget I'm the lonely girl who has a broken heart
Loneliest girl in the world...
Forget I'm the lonely girl that's not in demand
Cuz I'm the lonely girl who understands what it’s like to not have a man
Lonely girl in the world...
Girl in the world...
Lonely girl in the world...
Girl in the world


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Wild Child JIN - May 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmmmm....... You resubmitted this one too, why? I didn't see anything wrong with your old one? :-) Nor do I see a thing wrong with this one! 555! :-)
Wild Child JIN - May 26, 2011 - Report this comment
This song touches me a great deal, when someone has been emotionally abused as much as I have, and has a feral, savage and puerile mind, they feel like they are the loneliest boy in their own world. :-(
Rob Arndt - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
WCJ, I had to change some words and also I mixed lonely with only the first time- a mistake in continuity. It should be lonely, not only, through the entire chorus. So, I made the necessary corrections.

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