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Song Parodies -> "Turds"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Turds"

Parody Written by:

Loo Roll

The Lyrics

A quick little piece of my well polished toilet humour
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd

Floating in the beautiful sea
My poos are shiny
Poo and I, poo and I
We’re like polished turds in the sky

You’re a sharting fart I smell
A stench of poo and wee
When you hold it, you'll explode
like a polished turd in the sky

I knew that wee smell lingers
and never goes away
At first sight I left the turd in the bowl for days
I saw it start to shine but the smell stung your eyes

So shine bright turd, like the arse of a bluebottle fly
Your beautiful like polished turds on the beach
this one's mine, smells alive
We’re beautiful like polished turds in the sky

Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shining bright like a polished turd
We’re beautiful like polished turds in the sky

Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shining bright like a polished turd
We’re beautiful like bluebottles in the sky

Smells rise from the outhouse
As we make poo shiney and smelly
Feel the warmth, we’ll never die
We’re like bluebottles in the sky

You’re a bluebottle I see
A vision of something smelly
When you hold me, I’m alive
We’re like polished turds in the sky

At first sight I felt the energy my bum
I felt the turd inside begin to shine

So shine bright, tonight poo and I
We’re faring polished turds into the sky
Like a bluebottle fly, so alive
We’re beautiful like polished turds in the sky

Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shining bright like a polished turd
We’re beautiful like bluebottles in the sky

Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shining bright like a polished turd
We’re beautiful like bluebottles in the sky

Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd

So shine bright, tonight poo and I
We’re beautiful like bluebottles in the sky
Eye to fly, so alive
We’re beautiful like bluebottles in the sky

Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd
Shine bright like a polished turd

Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Plop.
Plenty of um above!

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Rob Arndt - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
I give a sh-t, so 555! I hope nobody "dumps" on you for this ;-)
John Lomain - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this probably is an improvement, 555

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