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Song Parodies -> "You Da Fat One"

Original Song Title:

"You Da One"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"You Da Fat One"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

A fat girl's love lament. Well, why not?
[Intro]
You the one that loves to eat my cake
You the one that makes me wanna bake
You are the one whom I'd share my milkshake
My lunch is your lunch, your lunch is my lunch

Baby, I love you, I need you here
You are so fi-i-ine
Baby we meant to be
So let's go out and di-i-ine

'Cause just like me you are fat
But there ain't nothin' wrong with that
When I start munchin,munchin'
You munch too so I know I love ya
You know I love lard
You don't find that hard
Yep, I'm falling for ya and let's leave it at that

You the one that loves to eat my cake
You the one that makes me wanna bake
You are the one whom I'd share my milkshake
My lunch is your lunch, your lunch is my lunch

You the one that loves to eat my cake
You the one that makes me wanna bake
You are the one whom I'd share my milkshake
My lunch is your lunch, your lunch is mine

Baby come, greet me now, feed me now
Let' s drink some wi-i-ine
And if I drink enough
You'd look like Calvin Kle-i-in

It's O.K., cuz we both are fat
Our thighs rub and flap
When I go joggin',joggin'
Tryin' to lose some weight
No chance,it's too hard
So let's go back to that lard
Yep, we may be obese,but it's more of us to love

You the one that loves to eat my cake
You the one that makes me wanna bake
You are the one whom I'd share my milkshake
My lunch is your lunch, your lunch is my lunch

You the one that loves to eat my cake
You the one that makes me wanna bake
You are the one whom I'd share my milkshake
My lunch is your lunch, your lunch is mine

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