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Song Parodies -> "Prude Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Rude Boy"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Prude Boy"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Original song here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A
Well-Dressed, Prude boy, Boy
With his sweater tucked
No beer? Prude boy, Boy
He is never drunk
Naked, Naked
Just while bathing
Bakin‘, Bakin’
Grandma cookies

He’ll sing, Prude boy, Boy
He’s in the Glee Club
Boy Scout, Prude boy, Boy
Watch him tie those knots
Waking, Waking
At Six Thirty
Reading, Reading
Bible study

All day
He works at the Soup Kitchen
Finger
Holds his purity ring, yeah
Sundays
He will go assist the preacher
Say Amen
Say Amen
Say Amen now!

White Bread
Instead of eating pizza
His goal
To be Mother Theresa
He’ll freak
If you pull out that bong, yeah
Don’t pull out your bong, yeah!

Doesn’t like sex, Boy
It’s wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Twisted! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Won’t do it till marriage
Won’t bang! Bang! Bang!
Cause it’s wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Sick and wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Nuh-Uhhhh!!!!

Won’t smoke, Prude boy, Boy
Cause it kills your lungs
Won’t kiss, Prude boy, Boy
And barely gives hugs
Eyes are glued to
Disney channel
There’s no prayer
That he can’t handle

Won’t pierce, Prude Boy, Boy
Anything at all
Tattoos, Prude Boy, Boy
They are man’s downfall
Hates rap music
Salt N Pepa
Thinks that stuff
By Bach is better

Can’t stand
That series Harry Potter
That book
Satan helped to put it out
Eye burn
Just looking at Madonna
He will not spit
Or say ‘Sh*t’
That makes his mother frown

Buckles up
When driving in his hybrid
Clams up
If you would show your privets
Won’t watch
A film made by Scorsese
More like Patrick Swayze, maybe

Never taboo boy
Guys taunt, taunt, taunt
Mothers want, want, want
Their daughters to marry
Won’t zoom, zoom, zoom
In his car, car, car
No cigar-gar-gars!
Nu-Uhhh-Uhhhh

Won’t get nude boy, Boy
You can’t see his junk
Never crude, Boy Boy
He cannot grow scruff
Won’t pull pranks on
April Fool’s Day
He loves nature
Won’t use bug spray

Never seen sex toys, toys
They’d make him throw up
Cops won’t get annoy-noyed
Doesn’t need handcuffs
Won’t play games like
Grand Theft Auto
“Won’t kill hookers”
That’s his motto!

He won’t play a game like truth or dare
He thinks its rude to cuss or glare
See this guy’s not Goofus he is Galant
Yeah, yeah

If you ask he will always want to share
For old ladies he'll give up his char

Helping out
Lend a helping hand
They say that you’re prude boy
Bondage will freak you out

Disappears, Wow!

Will not take stuff
Without asking
In politeness
He is basking!

Such a prude boy, boy
Never turns on FOX
Thinks that Masturbate
Is in a tackle box
Won’t eat snacks
Won’t touch a Twinkie
He thinks holding
Hands is kinky!

He’s a prude boy, boy
Never watches porn
If you do you’ll go blind
All his friends he’ll warn
He’s in church there
Every Sunday
Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Friday!

Study
Study
Study
Study
Study
Study

Mamma’s boy’s
An understatement
Honors classes
Is his placement

Buddy
Buddy
Buddy
Buddy
Buddy
Buddy

All the chicks think
That he’s nerdy
But he’s worse
He’s plain disturbing!

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Matthias - June 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Just noticed that "Won't touch a twinkie" is off it should have been "won't touch twinkies" so the pacing fits.
Le Joi d'Homme - June 23, 2010 - Report this comment
SquireMatt: . . . a ~Prude Boy = Dude Joy ~
Agrimorfee - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Great take on an awful song. Sweet stuff here: the forced mispronounced "privats" and the masturbate pun! :D
UnKnownVotress - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . perhaps his Twinkie is dinky ? ?
Christie Marie M - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Greatly paced and written, Matt! That's my kind of boy. As a matter of fact, I'd better off with prude boys than popular boys because they're more down to earth and understanding. Enjoyed this one lots. 555.
Abbott Skelding - July 17, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Excellent job! Love that he has a motto of "Don't Kill Hookers", and I love the Scorsese and Swayze rhyme! 555 all the way
carly_carlz - July 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Next time you read the Bible, turn to chapter 5 verse 55 in the book of Matthias.You'll find this gem.
Guy - July 18, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM-JUN-10

A clear case of prudentiality prudent prudishness is depicted here if there ever was one and it is the worst case I have ever seen. Get thee to a prudery. Doesn't everyone know one of these? Great take on a personality type that we all have run across at sometime in our daily lives.
Mark Scotti - July 22, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM "Prude' Boy was a great "Joy" to read. LOL!!
Peter Andersson - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Reading parody songs on Amiright is probably a sin too, so he'll never get to see this spoof, then again he never heard the original in the first case I guess...
Jeff Reuben - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this as well, not a fan of the original song, and this makes it bearable. Well done!
Below Average Dave - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
"Thinks that Masturbate Is in a tackle box"
Below Average Dave - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hehe, anyway, I think this one overall was fantastic, many great references, very relevant (you used references nearly everyone will get such as Madonna and Grand Theft Auto) The original song is fun (well I think so) and ripe for parody, but not heavy hit, so it was nice to see something different done, the only minor criticism is you didn't stick strictly with a prude character, but a highly devout religious and somewhat naive character--but still related and the parts where you do get into prude examples were fantastic, such as the above exert I posted
bobpiecheese - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't think that not smoking counts as being prudish, that's just trying to live longer, but otherwise this was a very amusing parody. I'm glad that it wasn't as insulting towards religious people as I thought it was going to be. 555!

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