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Song Parodies -> "Soft"

Original Song Title:

"Hard"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Soft"

Parody Written by:

Jazzy

The Lyrics

Song about Rihanna explaining about how she is so "Soft". She wanna be hard. Skipping Jezzy Part
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Ah yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah (Ah yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, yeah
Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, yeah

(Verse 1)

Yall can say whatever
I'ma do whatever
Her pain is forever
Yup you know this

Tougher than a lion
Ain't no need in tryin'
She can go to hell
Yup, you know this

Never lyin', truth teller
That Rihanna reign, is about to let up
All black on, blacked out shades
Blacked out wagon

I'ma rock this shit like fashion, as in
goin' til they say stop
And my runway never looked so clear
Look at dis hoe ass bitch right here

No fear, and while you getting your cry on
I'm getting my fly on
Sincere, Bitch you aiming at my pedastal
I betta let ya' know

(Chorus)

That You, oo, oo, Is so soft
And yeah, yeah, yeah, You so soft
And Ri, Ri, Is so soft
And yeah, yeah, yeah, She so soft
That Ri, Ri, Is so soft
And yeah, yeah, yeah, She so soft
So soft, so soft, so soft, so soft

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah
That Rihanna reign is about to let up
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah
That Rihanna reign is about to let up
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah
That Rihanna reign is about to let up
So soft, so soft, so soft, so soft

(Verse 2)

You was all up on him
Know you wanna clone him
That is like you, dat chick to flaunt him
You was on Chris dick, dick, dick like a pony
Look at you now ( now, now)
You Lonely

Yea, Chris hit u know
We gone run through yo town
and we gone shut it down
Brilliant, Im so resilient
You got mail from 27 million

And they hate you
Its gonna take more than this, hope that aint all you got

You want it all
The money, the fame, the cars, the clothes

I just can't wait to run up on you like dat ( all on you like dat)
Yeah
Bitch I see you aiming at my pedastal
So I think I gotta let you know

(Chorus)

That You,oo,oo, Is so soft
And yeah, yeah, yeah, You so soft
That Ri, Ri, Is so soft
And yeah, yeah, yeah, She so soft
That Ri, Ri, Is so soft
And yeah, yeah, yeah, She so soft
So soft, so soft, so soft, so soft

(Bridge)

Why is Ri Ri talking trash
Why is Ri Ri talking trash
Where she at, Where she at, Where she at?

Where dat hoe ass bitch
Where dat hoe ass bitch
Where she at, Where she at, Where she at?

Where your lighters at
Where your lighters at
So we can burn dat bitch to da ground

(Chorus)

So soft, so soft, so soft, so soft
That You,oo,oo, Is so soft
And yeah, yeah, yeah, You so soft
That Ri, Ri, Is so soft
And yeah, yeah, yeah, She so soft
So soft, so soft, so soft, so soft

And U, U, U

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