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Song Parodies -> "Spock Hates The Way I Cry"

Original Song Title:

"Love The Way You Lie"

Original Performer:

Rhihanna and Eninem

Parody Song Title:

"Spock Hates The Way I Cry"

Parody Written by:

Gothgal

The Lyrics

I'm bipolar and autistic and tend to throw fits when I get upset. Spock and I fight when I have fits and he doesn't understand the emotions I have, so this is a song about what we go through.
[Spock]
Just gonna stand there and watch you burn,
But that's all right, because I don't know how it hurts.
Just gonna stand there and watch you die,
But that's all right, because I hate the way you cry,
I hate the way you cry
[me]
I can't tell you what it really is.
I can only tell you what it feels like.
And right now, it's a steel knife in my windpipe.
I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight.
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight.
High off his love, drunk from my hate, it's like I'm huffin' paint.
And I love it, the more I suffer, I suffocate.
And right before I'm about to drown, he resuscitates me,
he fuckin' hates me, and I love it.
"Wait, where you goin'?"
"It's illogicall!"
"No it ain't! Come back!"
We're runnin' right back, here we go again!
It's so insane, cause when it's goin' good, it's goin' great.
He's a Vulcan Superman with the wind at his back, I'm a vampire Lois Lane.
But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so ashamed.
I snap, "Who's that chick? I don't even know her name."
I laid hands on him, I'll never stoop so low again.
I guess I don't know my own strength.

[Spock]
Just gonna stand there and watch you burn,
But that's all right, because I don't know how it hurts.
Just gonna stand there and watch you die,
But that's all right, because I hate the way you cry,
I hate the way you cry
I hate the way you cry
[me]
You ever love somebody so much, you can barely breathe.
When you with 'em you meet, and neither one of you even know what hit 'em.
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah them chills used to get 'em.
Now you're getting fuckin' sick of lookin' at 'em.
You swore you'd never hit 'em, never do nothin' to hurt 'em.
Now you're in each other's face, spewin' venom in your words when you spit 'em.
You push pull each other's hair, scratch claw,
Hit 'em, throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments when you're in 'em.
It's the rage that's the culprit, controls you both.
So they say it's best to go your separate ways.
Guess that they don't know ya, 'cause today, that was yesterday.
Yesterday is over, it's a different day.
Sound like broken records playin' over,
But you promised him, next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance.
Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again.
Now you get to watch him leave out the window.
Guess that's why they call it window pane.

[Spock]
Just gonna stand there and watch you burn,
But that's all right, because I don't know how it hurts.
Just gonna stand there and watch you die,
But that's all right, because I hate the way you cry,
I hate the way you cry
I hate the way you cry

{ Me-Verse 3]
Now I know I said things, did things, that I didn't mean.
And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine.
But your temper's just as bad as mine is, you're the same as me.
When it comes to love you're just as blinded.
Spocky please come back! It wasn't you, Spocky, it was me!
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems.
Maybe that's what happens when a vamp-nado meets a Vulcan-o.
All I know is I love you too much, to walk away though.
Come inside, pick up the bags off the sidewalk!
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball!
Next time I'm pissed I'll aim my fist at the dry wall!
Next time? There won't be no next time!
I apologize, even though I know it's lies!
I'm tired of the games! I just want him back! I know I'm a liar!
If he ever tries to fuckin' leave again,
I'ma tie him to the bed and set this house on fire!
Just gonna
[Spock]
Just gonna stand there and watch you burn,
But that's all right, because I don't know how it hurts.
Just gonna stand there and watch you die,
But that's all right, because I hate the way you cry,
I hate the way you cry
I hate the way you cry

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Old Man Ribber - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Spock - tacular! Highly illogical...and very amusing! If Yeoman Rand is up for it, maybe the four of us can double date! Nice job here. :)
TJC - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Who knew the HaSpockolypse could be such fun?

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