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Song Parodies -> "McCoy"

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"Rude Boy"

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The Lyrics

Come here McCoy, boy, you have been called up
Come on McCoy, boy, be the doctor gruff
Make it, make it grumpy, grumpy
Play it, play it Trekkie Trekkie (2x)

Tonight you're gonna chastise the Captain
Tonight you do the doctor thing, yeah
Tonight you're gonna use your Tricorder
Dammit, Jim, dammit Jim, dammit Jim, hey
Tonight you are the doc for hire
Toight he's the doc that we all admire
Tonight Bonesy you will learn Klingon, yeah, you will learn Klingon, yeah!
And you'll like it!

Spock he'll taunt, taunt, taunt, yes he'll taunt, taunt, taunt
Talk to James T. baby 'bout doom, doom, doom
Spock's ears haunt, haunt, haunt, yeah they haunt, haunt, haunt

Come here McCoy, oy, get you all fired up
Come here McCoy, oy, Uhura whazzup?
Take it, take it Bonesy, Bonesy, take it, take it, Bonesy, Bonesy
Come here McCoy, oy, he got the stuff
Come here McCoy, oy, he calls no bluff
Take it, take it, Bonesy, Bonesy, take it, take it Bonesy, Bonesy

Tonight it's-a gonna be much harder
Tonight will increase the body count
The facts--Kirk is tonight gonna wanna
Look see, away team, just beam 'em all down
Tally up--gonna bring with us a Red Shirt
Shoot up--he's dead or in a real hurt
You can shake up like jelly, like Deforest Kelly, baby
Like that?

Join this jaunt, jaunt, jaunt, join the jaunt, jaunt, jaunt
Come join me in engine room, room, room
Come see Scott, Scott, Scott, see Mr. Scott, Scott, Scott

Come here McCoy, boy, let's all get shot up!
Come on McCoy, oy, those weird creatures are tough!
Make it, make it, help me, help me! Make it, make it, help me, help me!
Come here McCoy, boy, can we stir him up?
Come on McCoy, oy, are the meds enough?
Make it, make it, will he will he. Make it, make it, will he will he?

I hate to say it is not fair
It's worse than that, he's dead Jim! (There!)
We seem to lose more men that way, no joke (oh-ho!)
Please don't give that dramatic stare
Please tell me that you really do care?
I'm giving up, time to give it up! I'm Dr. McCoy! Can we all go home now?
Tell me right now!

Screw it screw it, Jimmy Jimmy! Blew it, blew it, Jimmy, Jimmy!

I'm Bones McCoy, oy, and I've had enough
I'm Bones Mcoy, oy, no more Starfleet fluff
Screw it, screw it, Jimmy, Jimmy! Screw it, screw it, Jimmy, Jimmy!
(repeat various choruses through fadeout...)
Copyright 2014, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 8

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Matthias - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Not a bad. Looks like this was a fast write up though. A few spelling errors including the artist's name...
Max Power - December 02, 2014 - Report this comment
You committed a malpractice on the artist's name. Nice effort for a short time though it has a touch of arthritis.
bobpiecheese - December 02, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Quite a few pacing stumbles, not what I usually expect from you. You did pretty good with the topic as far as I can tell (having only experienced Star Trek through silly Internet review shows), but a good polishing was sorely needed. Kinda scraped into a 555 thanks to my ability to adjust sentences for pacing in my head, but also because it's no way near worth all the 111s. Either you got a die-hard anti-Trekkie or someone's just annoyed you misspelled Rihanna.
Abbott Skelding - December 02, 2014 - Report this comment
One of the few Rihanna songs that I like, so points there...but sadly, that is all you can get from me. I knew I was forgetting something in my submission for the Shakira round ("Won't Bother")...Star Trek. I'm sure everything you mentioned in this spoof was spot on, however, it was all spot on over my head.
Blaydeman - December 03, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with Matty and Abbott, this felt thin and rushed. It's not without its merit. The rhyming was good and pacing was too. The humor just didn't get me. Sorry.

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