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Song Parodies -> "Jaibait"

Original Song Title:

"Friday"

Original Performer:

Rebecca Black

Parody Song Title:

"Jaibait"

Parody Written by:

Genny Rushton-Givens

The Lyrics

Rebecca Black, you are charged with the crime of creating the worst song of all time. You are sentenced to life in a women's prison. And you thought life as boring teenager was hard!
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark

Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah

Yeah-ah-ah 

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah 

Yeah-ah-ah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Six a.m., waking up in the morning 

Gotta be sharp, gotta watch my back

Gotta have my bread, gotta have water too

Waitin’ around, time goes slow, 

Tickin' on and on, everybody's bored,

Gotta get down to the field for laps
Gotta get my lunch at the cafeteria, I see my homies (My homies)

Martha Stewart to my left

Lindsay Lohan to my right

Gotta make my mind up

Which bitch should I shank?


I’m jailbait, jailbait

Ain’t getting no parole now

I am lookin' forward to my bailout, bailout
Don’t drop the soap now

I am lookin' forward to my bailout

Wrestling, Wrestling (Yeah!)
Eating Prunes, Eating Prunes (Eww!)

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Lookin' forward to my bailout

6:45, I’m doing hard labour

Boulders so big, I want time to fly

Shit, Shit, I’m in deep shit 

Warden kicking me

I got this, you got this

My bitch is by my right, ay

I got this, you got this 

Now you know it

Martha Stewart to my left

And Lohan to my right

Gotta make my mind up 

Which bitch should I shank?

I’m jailbait, jailbait

Ain’t getting no parole now 

Everybody's lookin' forward to my bailout, bailout
Don’t drop the soap now

Everybody's lookin' forward to my bailout

Wrestling, Wrestling (Yeah!)
Eating Prunes, Eating Prunes (Eww!)

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Lookin' forward to my bailout

Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday

Today i-is Saturday, Saturday (Wrestlin') 

We-we-we so agitated

We so agitated

We gonna have electric shock today

Tomorrow is Saturday 

And Friday comes after ... wards

Weekend stop fucking with me!

R-B, Rebecca Black

Martha Stewart on my left side (On my left side) 

Lindsay Lohan on my right side (On my right side)

I'm sweatin', swearin' (Fuck, fuck)

Exchanging looks, shanking me

Don’t drop the soap, guys! (No!) 

(C'mon) Passin' by is a gangsta in front of me

Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream 

Check my time, it's Friday, it's execution day

We gonna die now, fuck it, fuck it, y’all

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