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Song Parodies -> "Friday The 13th"

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Original Performer:

Rebecca Black

Parody Song Title:

"Friday The 13th"

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The Lyrics

I'm actually surprised this hasn't been done before. Then again not everybody is a horror fan like I am. Happy Halloween!

Camp Crystal Lake
I will give you a warning
If you get fresh with your camp councilors
Knife will make a hole cause I don’t have a soul (have a soul)
So don’t have a fling just stay a virgin
My machete’s drawn and that blood is gushin’
It makes you frown that I won’t stop
Better stay off drugs or your life ends (life ends)

Hacking through the drunk teens
Slicing through the high teens
They’re all getting messed up
Which teens will survive?

It’s Friday! Friday!
Gonna rise up on Friday!
Everybody’s running fast from that guy Jason! Jason!
Friday! Friday!
Hunting you on Friday!
Everybody’s screaming out “Here comes Jason!”

Slaughtering! Slaughtering! (Yeah!)
Murdering! Murdering! (Yeah!)
Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
They’re all cowards as their life ends!

You won’t stay alive if you ever get in my way
Under this mask my ugliness I hide
Gun! Gun! Go grab a gun!
That just makes me pissed

Since I’m pissed you’ll be next (You’ll be next)
Your head’s now out of sight
I won’t miss, you’ll be hit
It’s a gross split

Chopping through the dumb teens
Whacking through the sexed teens
All of them will wind up
Somewhere in the lake!

It’s Friday! Friday!
Gonna kill you on Friday!
Everybody’s freaking out cause I am Jason! Jason!
Friday! Friday!
Watch out cause it’s Friday!
Everybody’s dying to meet me, I’m Jason!

Strangling! Strangling! (Yeah!)
Mangling! Mangling! (Yeah!)
Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
They’re all cowards as their life ends!

When you sleep there’s Freddy! Freddy!
With claws he gets feisty! Feisty!
Halloween there is Michael!
There’s Michael Myers!
But on the 13th I’m on stage!

Manhattan needs splattering
Then in space it just gets worse
The cops can’t stop my lethal wreckage

[Hellraiser raps this next part]

Voorhees just likes to hack!

This villain hates those slut teens (Hates those slut teens)
So he’ll whack teens (So he’ll whack teens)
He’s violence choosin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Blood stains, chopping brains

All those teens can run and hide (Woo!)
(Uh-oh!) Many people think he’s nuts or that he’s mean
Well, They’re wrong! They’re wrong! Makes ‘em scream!
Has no mind! It’s Friday! He is Jason!
You’re gonna be done! That’s all there is y’all!

It’s Friday! Friday!
Gonna get drowned on Friday!
Watch as he is jumping from the lake its Jason! Jason!
Friday! Friday!
Yelling “Yowch!” on Friday!
Everybody’s grabbing weapons to fight Jason!

Severing! Severing! (Heads!)
Damaging! Damaging! (Brains!)
Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
They’re all cowards as their life ends!

It’s Friday! Friday!
We’re all unwound on Friday!
Everybody’s hearing his strange kind of breathin’! Breathin’!
Friday! Friday!
Getting choked on Friday!
Everybody’s praying for the end of Jason!

Bloodthirsty! Bloodthirsty! (Yeah!)
Unhealthy! Unhealthy! (Yeah!)
Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
They’re all cowards as their life ends!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Rebekah Dub - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Well-written parody; the Friday the 13th references add flavor. What do you think of the original song?
Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Now ya done it: The next horror film parody may just have a Rebecca Black stand-in as a victim! Might be the biggest cheer in a movie theater since the Enterprise-A was revealed.
Porfle Popnecker - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun parody of a movie series that, as a horror fan, I never cared for at all!
Blaydeman - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm a major horror cinefile! I loved this. I thought all the references were crazy and the pacing was fantastic! Wow just WOW!
Abbott Skelding - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Excellent job! Not a huge fan of horror movies in general, but I'm also in the vast minority who actually kind of likes the OS lol. Great work here!
bobpiecheese - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Never seen a horror movie at all, but luckily this parody wasn't dependent on references. Very funny parody to a very stupid OS. Fives for you!
D-Mon - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Tha's a bad Friday, Friday!
Glen S - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Well played Matt. Big achievement with the all over the place nature of this pacing. "Gonna get drowned on Friday!" stood out especially
Max Power - November 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Too bad about the 555 sequels.
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Praiseworthy for Halloween time, but reading/hearing this in November, it just doesn't grab me, it was really kind of repetitive. Of course, that is true of "Friday" and the Friday The 13th movie series in general, so I guess you are carrying on the theme appropriately.
Blaydeman - November 17, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) still really like this! Yeah, repetetive? Maybe, but fun nonetheless.
bobpiecheese - November 17, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Abbott Skelding - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
See above, still okay with the original song...and a good topic to go with it. Nicely done.

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