-> "Friday The 13th"
Original Song Title:
"Friday"
Parody Song Title:
"Friday The 13th"
The Lyrics
Camp Crystal Lake
I will give you a warning
If you get fresh with your camp councilors
Knife will make a hole cause I don’t have a soul (have a soul)
So don’t have a fling just stay a virgin
My machete’s drawn and that blood is gushin’
It makes you frown that I won’t stop
Better stay off drugs or your life ends (life ends)
Hacking through the drunk teens
Slicing through the high teens
They’re all getting messed up
Which teens will survive?
It’s Friday! Friday!
Gonna rise up on Friday!
Everybody’s running fast from that guy Jason! Jason!
Friday! Friday!
Hunting you on Friday!
Everybody’s screaming out “Here comes Jason!”
Slaughtering! Slaughtering! (Yeah!)
Murdering! Murdering! (Yeah!)
Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
They’re all cowards as their life ends!
You won’t stay alive if you ever get in my way
Under this mask my ugliness I hide
Gun! Gun! Go grab a gun!
That just makes me pissed
Since I’m pissed you’ll be next (You’ll be next)
Your head’s now out of sight
I won’t miss, you’ll be hit
It’s a gross split
Chopping through the dumb teens
Whacking through the sexed teens
All of them will wind up
Somewhere in the lake!
It’s Friday! Friday!
Gonna kill you on Friday!
Everybody’s freaking out cause I am Jason! Jason!
Friday! Friday!
Watch out cause it’s Friday!
Everybody’s dying to meet me, I’m Jason!
Strangling! Strangling! (Yeah!)
Mangling! Mangling! (Yeah!)
Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
They’re all cowards as their life ends!
When you sleep there’s Freddy! Freddy!
With claws he gets feisty! Feisty!
Halloween there is Michael!
There’s Michael Myers!
But on the 13th I’m on stage!
Manhattan needs splattering
Then in space it just gets worse
The cops can’t stop my lethal wreckage
[Hellraiser raps this next part]
Voorhees just likes to hack!
This villain hates those slut teens (Hates those slut teens)
So he’ll whack teens (So he’ll whack teens)
He’s violence choosin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Blood stains, chopping brains
All those teens can run and hide (Woo!)
(Uh-oh!) Many people think he’s nuts or that he’s mean
Well, They’re wrong! They’re wrong! Makes ‘em scream!
Has no mind! It’s Friday! He is Jason!
You’re gonna be done! That’s all there is y’all!
It’s Friday! Friday!
Gonna get drowned on Friday!
Watch as he is jumping from the lake its Jason! Jason!
Friday! Friday!
Yelling “Yowch!” on Friday!
Everybody’s grabbing weapons to fight Jason!
Severing! Severing! (Heads!)
Damaging! Damaging! (Brains!)
Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
They’re all cowards as their life ends!
It’s Friday! Friday!
We’re all unwound on Friday!
Everybody’s hearing his strange kind of breathin’! Breathin’!
Friday! Friday!
Getting choked on Friday!
Everybody’s praying for the end of Jason!
Bloodthirsty! Bloodthirsty! (Yeah!)
Unhealthy! Unhealthy! (Yeah!)
Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
They’re all cowards as their life ends!
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