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Song Parodies -> "Whiny, Whiny, Gotta Sound Really Whiny"

Original Song Title:

"Friday"

Original Performer:

Rebecca Black

Parody Song Title:

"Whiny, Whiny, Gotta Sound Really Whiny"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

If Rebecca Black were MY daughter, this would totally be the followup single.
11am wakin up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta puke some first
Gotta have some lunch gotta have Capn Crunch
Think I’ll write a song I got 2 minutes
Think of one even dumber than Tik Tok
That’ll be tough wait I got it
Gonna do a song, bout where to siiit

Squea kin in my hiigh voice
Grow lin in my looow voice
Gotta make my mind up
Which sound should I maaaaake?

It’s whiny, whiny
Gotta sound really whiny
Everybody’s lookin’ for a chance to stab me, stab me
Whiny, whiny
Gittin REALLY whiny
Everyone who hears me’s goin’ off the deep end

Clobber ing clobber ing (yeah!)
Strangle ing strangle ing (yeah!)
Die! Die! Die! Die!
Lookin’ for to make this song end

11:45 we’re in the studio
Five minutes later we’ve pooped out gold
Dumb, dumb, talk about dumb
That is what this is
I got this, you got this
My whitey ghetto slang, aaay
I got this you got this
I be cool, yeah

Croa kin in my frog voice
Scree chin in my Cher voice
Gotta make my mind up
Which sound should I maaaaake?

It’s whiny, whiny
Gotta sound really whiny
Everybody’s lookin’ for a chance to shoot me, shoot me
Whiny, whiny
Gittin really whiny
Everyone who hears me’s goin’ off the deep end

Pummel ling pummel ling (yeah!)
Bludgeon ing bludgeon ing (yeah!)
Die! Die! Die! Die!
Lookin’ for to make this song end

Yesterday I’m no one (no one)
To-day I be someone (someone)
Me, me, no educated
Me talk like Tarzan
Me make a crappy song to-day
Tomorrow I’m on my way
Obscurity.....comes afterwaaaaaards.....
Don’t want my 15 minutes to eeeeeeend....

R-B, Rebecca Black
Proof that this whole world’s on crack
I wrote these lyrics and I’m all beet red
But have some creepy street cred
Your parents are sparin’ dinero
So I can buy a sombrero
And you can be famous like a pharaoh
To carry all this money, I’ll need a wheel barrow
They bought you this song, it’s super cool
Another grand, you can have my stool
Whelp I gotta run
We gonna have fun, c’mon c’mon y’all

I’m whiny, whiny
God I sound really whiny
Everyone wants to kill me with a chainsaw, chainsaw
Whiny, whiny
Gittin REALLY whiny
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my song’s end

Vomit ing vomit ing (yeah!)
Wallop ing wallop ing (yeah!)
Die! Die! Die! Die!
Lookin’ for a way to make it end

I’m whiny, whiny
God I sound really whiny
Everyone wants to stab me with a steak knife, steak knife
Whiny, whiny
Gittin REALLY whiny
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my song’s end

Slaughter ing Slaughter ing (yeah!)
Murder ing murder ing (yeah!)
Die! Die! Die! Die!
Lookin’ for to make this song end

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Phil Alexander - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Hi Claude :-D Long time no see.. but I can see why the above dragged you out of parody semi-retirement. Had considered writing a parody to this, but after about 30 seconds I decided it was going to take more than I was prepared to give just to listen through to the end. You going to be recording a video & sticking it on youtube?
Matthias - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff and now this?! I loved the line: "Proof that the world's on crack". Terrible OS but you were able to bash it nicely.
Michael Pacholek - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
If Rebecca Black were MY daughter, I'd lock her in her room for a week with, like, you know, actual music. If that's not enough, two weeks. Including the Fridays.
DJ Blaze - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Definitely one of the major evils in the music industry. 555 with chicken and sweet carp on the side.... if you get the reference :D
Broabetes - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
That is by far one of the funniest parodies I've read in awhile. Rebecca black only makes writing parodies easier
AFW - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Fine humorous sketch depicting most of today's music scene
Stereo 88 - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Ain't it the truth! Ever since Alanis Morirsette put out her hateful diatribe of "you-stiffed-me-you-traumatized-me-for-life-and-I-will-stalk-you-and-set-your-house-on-fire-to-remind-you-of-the-mess-you-left-me-in" BS there's been SO many other stupid bimbo/b****es swamping the airwaves, and they're so cookie-cutter, virtually clones. I remember when Kylie Minogue first hit the scene. I dig her version of "Loco-Motion", she sang it naturally and she was CUTE. I listened to her new CD recently. She's still cute, the music is quite upbeat but even she has resorted to that whiny vocalizing. It's so awful but your parody sure isn't. It's right on the money!
Claude Prez - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. Phil: Listening to the original actually wasn't the difficult part; in fact, I kind of love the song now. It's fun to sing along to, especially if you want to mortify your teenage children. No, the difficult part was to parody a song that HAS NO RHYME SCHEME WHATSOEVER. It's like the whole song is made up of random phrases; there isn't a single standard couplet in there. As far as a recording and video, I'll get to that just as soon as my last hilariously awful music video (of which I am very proud) gets to 85 million views. I'll be right here, holding my breath: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnCsMlp4Lc&playnext=1&videos=aUwHJRmlLYw&feature=mfu_in_order

DJ: I don't get it; I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get you with my pleasant Nazis.
Glen S - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment
I've only ever heard the chorus of this song made fun of on the soup, but i know enough to appreciate this. Actually, I enjoy any time that you poke fun at something, because you go the extra step and beat the crap out of it, using underappreciated verbs like pummel, bludgeon, and wallop. Yay wallop.
Phil Alexander - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Doesn't it rhyme "bowl" with "cereal" (or "cereowl", anyway)? ..or was that just random coincidence?
Claude Prez - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, no, that wasn't random at all; it was clearly following the standard "A-Q-A-X-W rhyme scheme. It also rhymed "rushin'" with "bus stop". Seriously, this song being catchy makes no sense, but it definitely is.
DJ Blaze - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment
LOL you got the reference! Awesome! My friend is bombed, by the way.
Jack Wilson - April 12, 2011 - Report this comment
EFING HILARIOUS. Claude,DJ: Gang fight, gang fight the gang is down to fight yeah, gotta get some chicken for us to no eat yeah party hats,part hats, Barney,Barney
Wendy Christopher - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Yaaaay! It was simply a matter of time before someone did this, congrats for being the first - and for doing it with such style! A hefty 555 - and a supplementary Bravery Award too, since you obviously had to listen the the original drivel several times over to create this masterpiece. (Now that's what I call taking one for the team!)
Claude Prez - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack & Wendy --- though I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that Luke Brattoni actually did an excellent parody of "Friday" like, weeks ago: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/rebeccablack0.shtml
DJ Blaze @ Jack Wilson - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT Chicken for us to no eat YEAH
To Serve Man: The Cookbook - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
The worst part about not knowing the original song was having to listen to it to appreciate the parody. "Me talk like Tarzan" & "My whitey ghetto slang..." were my favorite lines! Excellent job on an absolutely horrific song! 555
Peter Andersson - April 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I somehow managed to miss this (both the original and the parody) until now, but my sentiments are the same, see my intro to this parody:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/2unlimited2.shtml

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