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Song Parodies -> "Cindy"

Original Song Title:

"Human"

Original Performer:

Rag'n'Bones Man

Parody Song Title:

"Cindy"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

The edited version of the Cinderella fairytale, set to Rag'n'Bones Man's 'Human'. I hope you enjoy! x
I'm just a servant, I clean all the floors,
I polish the paintings, and wash all the doors.
I just with that I could do a bit more.

I'm Cinderella, can't go to the ball,
I can't go to the ball.
I'm a prisoner, you see.
I'm a prisoner, you see.

I live with some stepsisters
That are so ugly
They make me work all day
No dinner for me
I've been deceived.

I really wish I was at the ball.
What I wouldn't give to be at the ball.
I wish I could be happy.
But there's no prince for me.

What's that loud bang and smoke?
Oh look, it's fairy folk.
She's making me a carriage and gown
Out of pumpkins and mice.

I guess I'm going to the ball
Maybe I'll get to the ball
Be back before 12, Cindy.
Leave before 12, Cindy.

I didn't know if I should laugh,
Or if I should cry.
Then feeling so happy, I think I could fly!
I think I could fly!

Cause I will get to the ball.
I'm sure I've made it to the ball.
And I'm just so happy.
I'm just so happy.

There are lots of people dancing
I am awestruck!
Is that the prince over there glancing
And eating the duck?

I really like it at this ball.
I really like it at this ball.
He said “dance with me please”
And I can't feel my knees!

I'm not a good dancer, I make mistakes,
I hope he likes me and my heart doesn't break.
I'm deliriously happy!
But it's 11:53!

Now the time's come it's the hour.
I can feel the magic's power.

I've got to run, quick, from the ball.
I've dropped my slipper – hope I don't fall.
But he's chasing me.
But I'm running too quickly.

I hear a knock and it's my man -
He's found me, and is offering his hand!
And this fairytale ends happily
This story ends happily!

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