-> "Always Cold"
Original Song Title:
"Always Gold"
Original Performer:
Radical Face
Parody Song Title:
"Always Cold"
The Lyrics
I wore tight knit shorts
Mothers abhor, call lame
I’d get chills on knee
Turn blue and I’d rue, lay blame
And my butt would carp
Attitude on display
I’m shivering in dismay
Yeah, shivering on display
And I’m gonna freeze here until I shudder
My temp has shut down
And I feel bare, frozen and listless
Stressed in my threads so tight
If I could wear just three more layers
Donned some plaid and wool but swore no heat acquired
And I wept and cried
Shivering in dismay
Yeah, shivering on display
But maybe hot tea here until I’m toasty
Hot coffee I’ll down
But cold abounds
I went shopping, looked for worth
I was ready for some warmth here
Wanted furs to thaw, undo cool air on me
But I dread they’ll leave the heat behind
And that I’d never have ‘nough girth
But I am always cold, you see
Heat pad and put on mitts
The hoar went through, I’m blue here
I say “brr” and make fuss, I lay cold and curled
I endeavor to bed down
And to spoon for heat support
But now I have to go and pee
But bottom line, I have just aged now
No dome to comb and I must concede
Oh it’s true, knee joints inflamed
And I exclaim “Gee, circulations not the same”
Oh, I’m resigned
All this strife
Forever moan, cold I’ve been
I am old and blue
I find that I can’t transcend
And I fear today
Plight that you can’t allay
Will shivering go away?
No, shivering’s here to stay
But maybe hot tea here or whatever
Woolen shawl for dressing gown
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