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Song Parodies -> "Don't Be Good To Green"

Original Song Title:

"Just Be Good To Green"

Original Performer:

Professor Green feat. Lily Allen

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Be Good To Green"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Today,I bleach down Professor Green!
Professor Green feat. Flash Flood
"Don't be good to Green"
Album:Alive,But Might As Well As Dead

Flash Flood:
Friends,this guy must be crazy
I am wasting my time with you
You'll never be good
You're no good to me
You're no good to me

Professor Green:
Huh "Don't be good to Green"
What does that even mean?
I have to say,I am not pleased
I give you everything that you need
A forgotten sample and badass rap
Though many say I sound like crap
I am the Eminem of Great Britain
I make great rhyme,just you hear
And I believe you would
Slam me,bash me,crash me
But I'm the king,baby,a new medium
I sound like a 10-year old on helium
And I teamed up with Lily Allen,you know her name
She's of "Smile" and "Fu*k you" fame
She made me a new celebrity
A balding dope with no integrity
And I won't be forgotten like Teddy Geiger
At least I'm not as bad as Justin Beiber

Flash Flood:
Well,all I think is that you need...

Professor Green:
Look,I don't care what you thinkin'

Flash Flood:
...an amputation


Professor Green:
Of the brain,sorry if I give you so much pain
But my appearance don't drive fans away

Flash Flood:
I don’t care what you do to them,you 're no good to me

Professor Green:
I try,I try,I try

Flash Flood:
There is no denying that
You’re a loser

Professor Green:
Not me, no me,not ever
I'm the best Brit rapper forever

Flash Flood:
I don’t care what you do to them, you're no good to me

Professor Green:
I try, I try, I try

Flash Flood:
Who cares about you,you're no good to me
Go away forever,go away forever(you're no good to me)
Who cares about you,you're no good to me
Go away forever,go away forever(you're no good to me)

Professor Green:
Hey I got a lot of fans
All 10 of them
Though 2 of them are my friends

Flash Flood:
I don’t care what you do to them, you're no good to me

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