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Song Parodies -> "Cleaning Spills"

Original Song Title:

"Feel It Still"

Original Performer:

Portugal The Man

Parody Song Title:

"Cleaning Spills"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Tonight I’m asking myself
What’s stuck on the wall? Who’s grape juice fell off the shelf?
Why does the basement smell like somebody peed?
Fire up the wet-vac, high speed

Ooh woo, I'm a parent with three kids, now
Since my first was born in two thousand and six, now
Might be older now, I’m still cleaning spills
Ooh woo, I’ve got dogs and cats and kids, now
Feeling like I’m living in a barn with pigs now
So I spend all day, just a-cleaning spills

Having dinner served to me
Server tripped and made a racket, dumped it on my sports jacket
Pants need to be dry cleaned
Guess this lovely meal is on me

Ooh woo, out to dinner with my son now
Acting like he hasn’t eaten for a month, now
Crumbs fall to the ground, so I’m cleaning spills
Ooh woo, I'm a-scrubbing down the floor now
Have to clean it or they'll throw me out the door now now
Should have ordered out, but I’m cleaning spills

Dumped my coffee on my shirt
(Ooh woo, I just dribbled on my shirt, now)
Please get me a towel so I can
Soak it up before it stains
I don’t want to have to explain
Where the brown spot on my shirt came from
(Ooh woo, I'm a parent with three kids, now)
Drop bottles and they splatter to the
Kids doesn’t matter, but, oh until it gone
Will bother me

Carpet’s muddy
Nose is bloody
Floor is ruddy
Table’s cruddy
Toilets flooding
Something’s coming back

Ooh woo, I was walking and I tripped, yeah
The water must have dripped, on the wet floor I slipped, now
I fell over now, so I’m cleaning spills

Ooh woo, Well I think my kid is sick, now
Got a temperature of one hundred and six, now
He’s about to ralph, I’ll be cleaning spills

Ooh woo, Falling behind on my chores, now
Wish I knew what’s green, crawling across the floor, now
Well, hey, don’t look now, but I’m cleaning spills
Giving me the chills, but I’m cleaning spills

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Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
A bit more biographical than your other works unless you actually do dress in the dark, wear underoos, get attacked by an adorable killer bunny & sleep with Britney. I loved this one too including the mandatory Jeff Reuben pun of "dinner's on me"
Jeff Reuben - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias! You doubt that I slept with Britney? :) I got to use that pun on a date once. I was so thrilled I wasn't even mad that the waitress dumped chili on my lap.
Agrimorfee - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I totally relate to this, Jeff!
Peter Andersson - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
So that's what you've been up to! And welcome to the One Week Notice.
Claude Prez - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Ah! Well worth the wait! And I agree, using that joke was well worth the wait...-ress spilling crap on you

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