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Song Parodies -> "Conceal It Still"

Original Song Title:

"Feel It Still"

Original Performer:

Portugal. The Man

Parody Song Title:

"Conceal It Still"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Sorry, it was this or nothing

DKTOS
Can’t keep my crap to myself
Think I’ll show it off, share with everybody else
I’m just a little baby boy that’s in need
I am coming out of left field

Ooh ooh, I’m a toddler just for kicks, now
I been acting out like I am 5 or 6, now
Yes you know my name, I conceal it still
Ooh ooh, I’m a baby just for kicks, now
Hooked on tantrums and I need another fix, now
I think that you don’t know, I reveal it still

Got another parody
Better call the baby sitter, I’m about to be bitter
Yawn at what y’all believe
I invented f*cking left field

Ooh ooh, I’m a toddler just for kicks, now
Got a super secret magic bag of tricks, now
You know who writes this swill, I conceal it still
Ooh, ooh, I’m a baby just for kicks, now
Just pretending that you’re not onto my schtick now
A laughable disguise, I reveal it still

I could write some more of these
Cave in to that misbehavin’
Goodbye humor hello me
Start crapping out some parodies
I could wait until my balls are found
I could grow up a little
But I’m certain that this sh*t’ll
Make a parody god out of me

My shortcomings
My shortcomings
My shortcomings
My shortcomings
My shortcomings
My shortcomings suck

Ooh ooh, I’m a terror just for kicks now
I cannot come to grips with my talent deficits now
No one wants my crap, but I deal it still

Ooh ooh, I’m a coward who is vicious
Everybody knows my fans are all fictitious
Yes you know my name, I conceal it still
Ooh ooh, I’m a Klingon writing spoofs now
Really really really not a fan of troof, now
I think that you don’t know, I reveal it still
Have you had your fill? I reveal it still

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Matthias - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Not bad, not great either... Seems like the song had you stumped OR you had no time to write this week but wanted to have SOMETHING for OWN which I appreciate but YOU'RE freaking CLAUDE PREZ man! I love your work and I was expecting to be in tears here but what I got was a tune that was actually kind of depressing (which is ODD because the original song is so quirky and fun). Hope everything is okay man. I know I'm here for you if you need anything man.
Claude Prez - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias -- I'll just say that, like last week's, this song is definitely not about myself. at least not intentionally.
Matthias - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't feed the trolls. They eat enough as it is.
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Subtle much?
Peter Andersson - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Someone has to say it - you robbed us of the revelation.
stinkbug - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Seems autobiographical enough!
Claude Prez - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Matthias, normally I'd agree with you, but in this case I don't think I can. See, the reason you don't feed trolls is that they just want to get a reaction, and if you ignore them they get bored and go somewhere else. How long has this particular POS been doing this? Five years? Longer? If ignoring worked he would have left a long time ago. My belief is he wants the same thing everyone else here does -- for his creative efforts to be noticed and appreciated. When it doesn't happen to his satisfaction, he acts out, anonymously fabricating praise for himself (and anyone else he considers a friend) and jealously attacking anyone who threatens him by getting the sort of attention he thinks he deserves.

So yeah, if I thought ignoring him would be helpful, I'd do that. But he's not going anywhere and neither am I. So I think of him as sort of a crappy mascot. If you pay attention to his patterns, you can make him do tricks, it's kinda like having a pet monkey. A really annoying pet monkey you'd like to shove down the garbage disposal but you can't. Hope I'm making myself clear to everyone on this matter, and I hope you'll bear with me here, it's actually kinda fun for me.

Agri: No, not much. But you knew that.

Peter: Revelation? That I'm a Klingon? Thought it was obvious -- nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'?

"stinkbug": You know what irony is, right?
Below Average Dave - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
I totally understand the meaning of the parody, and as one who's written several parodies not intended to be gut-wrenching funny, I understand the need to occasionally write for a cause.
Jeff Reuben - November 18, 2017 - Report this comment
The toddler lines carried a bit of extra humor for me as my two year old has had quite a morning! And...I've been there :)

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