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Song Parodies -> "Kooks are Losers"

Original Song Title:

"To be Grover"

Original Performer:

Porfle Popnecker

Parody Song Title:

"Kooks are Losers"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Conspiracy Theory morons...
Life on Mars and the Annunaki
Gave Sumerians their technology

Kooks are losers
What they believe
Kooks are losers

Who really wrote those Shakespeare plays ?
Marlowe, Johnson, Bacon or Raleigh?

Global losers
Who just don't care
Kooks are losers
Global warming from All Gore, a friend
(Flooding by '13 said it was the end!)

No rocket in a vacuum, Moon Landing was faked, er?
9/11 inside job, Rowell secret: aliens exist all right
Lab AIDS theory- to kill Blacks and Gays

Katrina spillovers
Army Corps did it, to flood Black housing away!
And then, of course, who killed JFK?
(Umbrella Man, Grassy Knoll, 2nd shooter play)

Shroud of Turin, Middle Ages splendid
And for all, this Gnostic toss:
Jesus and Magdalene in love (were married)
That's enough! That's enough!

Stupid ways, devoid of reality
With history they play -ay
Birther scare, Big Brother
Know-nothing creeps

Govt sway, subliminal TV
Everything's NOT ok
No Holocaust swears, vaccinations? Autism Beware!
Know -nothing creeps

Chemtrail streaks, fluoridation (makes you) weak
New Coke a ploy to get you to pay (more for Classic return)
They're insane, lost their way
Know-nothing creeps

Scientology, Hubbard's way
Govt, psychiatry, leads us astray!
Princess Di killed there, so many tears
SAS did it in Paris streets...

These ideas are so queer...

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