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Song Parodies -> "Feed Me Everything! [The Buffet Song]"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me Everything (Tonight)"

Original Performer:

Pitbull Feat Ne-Yo

Parody Song Title:

"Feed Me Everything! [The Buffet Song]"

Parody Written by:

M.G.Creation

The Lyrics

Man, DO I have BIG PLANS for THIS one... My FIRST full length parody of a song; I've decided to parody a favorite of mine "Give Me Everything" by Pitbull Feat. Ne-Yo. Yes, I, M.G.Creation, finally go toe-to-toe in my first Vs. Battle as well! Being my first attempt at a full parody; I created this entire production on my own, from the script-writing, the voices, the editing and the artwork. This has turned from a simple parody to an epic project, and now possibly the newest animated creation of mine. And I'm TOTALLY loving it. The Animated version of this song is in the works; so once completed, I definitely will link it on here... so be sure to keep an eye out! :D So here it is, folks...my newest creation unleashed to the world. My newest animated creation; the cast of Retro Cafe in "Feed Me Everything! [The Buffet Song]" Hope you enjoy this as much if not more than I did creating it! ;)
[Mait're D' on break]

*Me at the salad bar?
*Yea right, I ain't gonna go back
*Or better yet, four more times there
*Picture of me there when I go back
*Sick of life with dietary laxatives
*I just want y'all to know that
*And tonight, it's a steak knife

*Like A pitbull; hungry, you know...
*That's right

[Twins - Chorus]

*Tonight I want all your food tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*For all we know we might not eat tomorrow
*Let's eat it tonight

[Overweight Customer]

*Don't care what they say
*This Is a buffet,
*Nothing is enough
*I'll stay here all day (Lets eat it tonight)
*I want food tonight, I want your buffet
*I want food tonight

[Twins - Chorus]

*Call your waitress over tell 'em hey
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight

[Mait're D' - Verse 1]

*All Desserts to the right
*In this line I'm off to do battle, hard to digest?
*That ain't right
*I don't care for the greens
*But this buffet is never endless
*This is insane, the way the pain growin', dishes a keep flowin'
*Gotta move in silence, so I'm tiptoein, ta keep goin'
*Back to the line, like I'm not knowin'

*I'll cut it with a knife baby
*I ain't feelin right baby
*Can't promise tomorrow
*Better eat it tonight (growl)
*Oy-ye

[Mait're D' - Pre Chorus]

*Excuse me, 'scuse me
*ANd I might eat a little more than I should tonight
*And I might take some home with me if I could tonight
*And baby It will make me feel so good tonight
*Cause we might not eat tomorrow

[Children's Birthday Party - Chorus]

*Tonight I want all your food tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*For all we know we might not eat tomorrow
*Let's eat it tonight

*Manager: Don't care what you say
*I'm the owner, k?,
*You have ate too much
*You've got to go away (Lets eat it tonight)
*Too much food tonight, We've closed down buffet
*You go home tonight

[Birthday Party/Customer]

*Push the owner over tell 'em hey
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight

[Mait're D'- Verse 2]

*Whoa, I'm seeing stars
*But if you don't grab em, ham steaks be getting too old
*Think about it
*What, you Want a tip? I'm gonna close down your grill (ha-ha)
*When I'm involved owners weepin' like they're crazy
*Baby baby and it ain't no secret
*That food is from Cuba and I'll be investing in TWO bowls
*Grub 'awn with no rest!

*I'll cut it with a knife baby
*It'll make me feel right baby
*Can't promise tomorrow
*So I'll eat it tonight (fart)
*Oy-ye

[Mait're D' - Pre Chorus]

*Excuse me, 'scuse me
*ANd I might eat a little more than I should tonight
*And I might take some home with me if I could tonight
*And baby It will make me feel so good tonight
*Cause we might not eat tomorrow

[Children's Birthday Party - Chorus]

*Tonight I want all your food tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*For all we know we might not eat tomorrow
*Let's eat it tonight

[Overweight Customer]

*Don't care what they say
*This is a buffet,
*Nothing is enough
*I'll stay here all day (Lets eat it tonight)
*I want food tonight, I want your buffet
*I won't leave tonight

[Birthday Party/Customer]

*Almost falling over tell 'em hey
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight (burp)

[Maitre' D' - End Chorus]

*Excuse me, 'scuse me (fart)
*And I might eat a little more than I should tonight
*And I might take some home with me if I could tonight
*And baby It will make me feel so good tonight
*Cause we might not eat tomorrow, eat tomorrow, eat tomorrow...

A Cartoon Parody Developed by M.Gleason/M.G.Creation ©2011

M.G.Creation
An Original Work, Conceptualized, Designed, Edited and Created by M.Gleason/M.G.Creation Script, Voices, Subtitles, Artwork, Main Tile Image, The Retro Cafe and MGCreation logos © 2011 M.Gleason/M.G.Creation Website: M.G.Creation on YouTube

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Patrick - July 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't know the original song, but I'm well acquainted with buffets. Always nice to welcome a new writer to the site.
M.G.Creation - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick...appreciate the comment ;)

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