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Song Parodies -> "Just Give Me A Weapon"

Original Song Title:

"Just Give Me A Reason"

Original Performer:

Pink ft Nate Reuss

Parody Song Title:

"Just Give Me A Weapon"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Pink and Nate are having some serious relationship issues involving deadly violence.
Right from the start
You were a freak you kicked my arse
But I did not play victim

I let you see my whole body
You said I looked shitty
Then with every rib you broke them.

Now you've been acting like a creep
Oh oh, you would not just let it be
No no, I still haven't had enough
I am tough, am tough.

It gives me a reason
To kick you right in the nuts
With a weapon, I've just broken your legs
And I can burn with cigarettes.

Love these baseball bats
When I swing them causing scars on your arms
Somethings broken again
But I will just not stop it there.

I'm angry and I am a man
A beating I am giving you
Now watch, I'll break your spine
(Oh, bring it on you wimp)

Your head is swelling up again
Lye hear, while I just lay it in
The blood is a good sign
(Yeah, I don't feel anything)

I just love hearing those screams
oh wow, smashed you with the new TV
bozo, that's when you stuck a blade in me

Lets see how tough, how tough
Oooh, the blood, the blood.

It gives me a reason
To stab you right in the guts
Total bludgeon, with a weapon-ed grenade
And we can blow ourselves to bits.

Hit you with the car
I've been bitten there's teeth marks on my arse
When I choke you to death
So we can all asphyxiate.

Oh, tear gas and guns
That will finish us
It's murder or bust
Cos we've had enough

I've broken your chin
You're starting to stink
Oh something sticking out of your jeans
NO my spleen.

Just give me a weapon
To blow your head clean right off
With these weapons, We've been pummeled to shit
So we can go on CNN.

Oh, Your heads in a vice
Spitting teeth and throwing darts at our eyes
That I've just called A&E
So I can beat you up again.

Who committed treason?
To begin this game of tough
I'm not knackered, when I fill you with lead
I won't stop until you are dead.

Oh there goes my heart
It's been written in the scabs on our farts
That you're in that guillotine
So I can just chop off your head.

Ooh, I can beat you up again
Ooh, I can beat you up again
Oh, that I just want you so dead
And I can beat you up again.
Hope the admin sees that its a comedy/parody song and not as a violent or graphical piece. If couples are having trouble in their relationships... seek counseling or something.

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