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Song Parodies -> "Vote"

Original Song Title:

"Try"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Vote"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

The 2016 election song
Ever wary ‘bout even voting
Both sides have many lies
If you think one’s slightly less worse
Then vote, it’s your right

Where there is corruption, there’ll be both the candidates
Where there’s mud slinging, they both try to win states
And just when you think you’re at the end of your rope
You gotta get out and vote, just vote, just vote
Gotta push out and vote, just vote, just vote
Gotta face the crowds and vote, just vote, just vote

Funny how the ads can be deceiving
Make them both look not so bad
Sometimes decision’s not so easy
Better ones could be had

Where there are newscasts, there will be some kind of spin
They all try to predict everyone who’ll win
And even if neither of them really floats your boat
You gotta get out and vote, just vote, just vote
Wait in the rain and vote, just vote, just vote
It's ridiculous this time, but vote, just vote

Ever worry that we may be ruined
Regardless of who will win
We voters could be much better leaders
Than candidates, lose or win
After this we’ll all need some gin, gin, gin

Where there are voters, there will be the polling booths
We gotta decide what’s closest to the truth
And although it seems so grim, you just gotta take note
You gotta get out and vote, just vote, just vote
Through hail and snow, and vote, just vote, just vote
We’ll get drunk after we vote, we vote, we vote

Noone’s the antidote, there’s no antidote
We’d do better with a goat, Cubs’ billy goat
We can’t throw them in the moat, the moat, the moat
But one of them will gloat, will gloat, will gloat

And we’ve heard too many quotes, the quotes, the quotes
Could they both get strep throat, strep throat, strep throat

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Rob Arndt - November 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice message, John- 555! It is the civic duty of every American citizen to vote on Election Day. I don't care if someone votes for a candidate other than mine... just vote your conscience.
John Lomain - November 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob

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