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Song Parodies -> "Mow Your Grass"

Original Song Title:

"Raise Your Glass"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Mow Your Grass"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Personally I hate mowing the grass... I don't do drugs though and I leave the house on occasion so this song isn't about me... I promise!
High, high, It's getting so high
It's so tall it's up to our eyes
Why'd you let it grow?
I hate it, It's far too much
Pull the cord start that lawn mower up
Shove it up that knoll

Use a thrasher, A weed whacker
A machete like a slasher
Yelling madly, Grown so badly
Weeds are furious...

So mow your grass cause it's too long!
Just set it ablaze with some glowing logs
Almost to the trees, to the trees it needs to be plowed
There's a committee with torches who scream

Won't you come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!!
Dude come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!!

Land, land is outta hand
Don't cut out cutting or you will be banned
Value's dropping down
(Far down it's scary!)

Called cops: "Come to this lot!"
It should be chopped down or you will be shot
Fix your lawn, We've vowed
(So cut your lawn you cow!)

City planner has no manners
She'll "Hulk Out" just like Bruce Banner
Hack it quickly, Slice is swiftly
Weeds are furious!

So mow your grass! It's way too long!
Get some goats to graze! They will do the job!
"Trim those pesky weeds, pesky weeds" shout the angry crowd
We're the committee who're sick of this heap

Won't you come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!!
Just come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!!

Won't you come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!!
Now come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!!

(Oh sh*t! Your tractor's busted... That sucks!)

If you think we're all ghouls and cruel
Come pull out your garden tools
(Pull out your garden tools)
If you choose to let it grow
We might have to, we might have to... Flame thrower your home

So mow your-
(Lawn plucked!)
So mow your grass! We'll stop our throng!
It's like a hedge maze! We're all getting lost!
Turn a tractor key, tractor key and then bring it down
It's such a pity, Home ownership stinks!

So mow your grass! Stop lighting bongs!
And from your stoned haze come and do your job!
You're so full of weed, full of weed your place is a cloud!
Does not look pretty! Dips into the street!

Won't you come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!!
Man come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!!

Won't you come out and come out and
MOW YOUR GRASS!!! (Beg please!)
Douche come out and come out
MOW YOUR GRASS!!! WE SCREAM!!!

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Claude Prez - May 26, 2014 - Report this comment
I have teenaged daughters to mow my grass now and it's pretty sweet, let me tell you. Great job man

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