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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Eat Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Don't Leave Me"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Eat Me"

Parody Written by:

Walka Dog

The Lyrics

Written for my friend's wolf/huskey
Da da da da...da da da da da
dog dog dog dog dog

I don't know if you could bark any louder
Let's get your leash and I'll get you outta here
I've never walked a husky

I'm glad your not mean, or don't want to be
You'd be capable of really anything
You could chew me into pieces
If your jaws were...open

Please don't eat me.
Please don't eat me.

Your owners say that you're part wolf
So it's always gonna
come right down to this
Please, please don't eat me

Doggie please don't jump cause I'm anxious
Why is it walking you
makes you act like this?

Atleast you've not been nasty.

Can't you tell that you've been scaring me spitless
I know you'll win cause your the one who runs the fastest.
They'll say you didn't mean it.
Be good now.
Promise?

da da da da dog

Please don't eat me. Please don't eat me.

Please don't eat me. Please don't eat me.

You're owners say that you're part wolf
So it's always gonna
come right down to this
Please, please don't eat me.

They forgot to say out loud
How really huge you really are, doggie.
Please go sit down now
You're their perfect little
Killing machine.

But I love you. Good doggie.

da da da da..da da da dog

Please, please don't eat me.

Puppy please don't eat me
No, don't eat me
Please don't eat me
Please don't eat me. Please don't eat me

You're owners say that you're part wolf
So it's always gonna
come right down to this
Please, please don't eat me

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