-> "Kick Their Ass"
Original Song Title:
"Raise Your Glass"
Parody Song Title:
"Kick Their Ass"
Parody Written by:
Christian Faux Pas
The Lyrics
God's right, we're gonna fight.
You're gonna lose your souls tonight.
Sin will take its toll.
Catholic mass is Satan's cup.
Light the fuse, blow the Vatican up.
Heads are gonna roll.
Bible trashers, mormon bastards,
sluts and fags and lying pastors.
No reversing - Show no mercy.
Christ is leading us
So kick their ass if they are wrong.
Embrace the right way.
Battle all day long.
Kill God's enemies enemies.
Smash those heathen down
and paint the earth red.
No more "turning cheeks"
Context matters now splatter them.
Kick - their - ass
Just gallop and gallop and
kick - some - ass
Slam slam, you're all damned
Don't try to claim you didn't understand.
You kicked Jesus out. (He's coming back.)
Won't stop, coming in hot.
You will be chopped up right on the spot.
It's so on right now. (Too late, you had your chance.)
Drunk-drive crashers, muslim bastards,
pimps and whores and phony pastors,
faggots prancing, dirty dancing.
Sin is serious.
So kick their ass if they are wrong.
They hate the right way.
Battle all night long.
Slay God's enemies enemies.
Smash those heathen down
and paint the earth red.
No more "turning cheeks"
We don't come in peace come in peace.
Kick - their - ass
Just come on and come on and
kick - their - ass
Take no prisoners prisoners;
kick - their - ass
Just stomp 'em and stomp 'em and
kick - their - ass
(Preacher, the pews are empty. That sucks.)
So if you're "too cool for church"
and you hate the Bible worse
and the gospel that we tell,
you can always, you can always
worship God from hell.
Let's kick their ass 'cause they are wrong
and hate the right way;
They're not "underdogs";
They're God's enemies enemies.
Smash them to the ground
and paint the dirt red.
Their religion stinks.
So kick their ass if they are wrong.
Embrace the right way.
Battle all day long.
Kill God's enemies enemies.
Smash those heathen down
and paint the earth red.
No more "turning cheeks"
Context matters now splatter them.
Kick - their - ass
Just slice 'em and dice 'em and
wup - their - ass
Our Lord Jesus is coming to
kick - your - ass (You'll see)
He's coming and coming to
take Earth back (to keep)
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