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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not a Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not a Girl"

Original Performer:

Phil Alexander

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not a Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I tweaked Phil's parody for fun- took me a mere 3 mins. Was expecting this version from his parody but was disappointed in his topic, so I rewrote it with ease.
For I am not your typical girl
I'm not a girl (at all)

You do like my tits, my great rack
Can tell by your stare
As for naughty bits, here’s the shock
Something down there
To be my lover, to take it from me, need butt

For I am not your typical girl
I'm not a girl (at all)
You're thinking I'm female, but it's
A shame that you're wrong
Or haven‘t you heard, I’m a
A beauty- but strong
And so I'm telling you, don’t believe in what I’m not

For I am not your typical girl
I'm not a girl (at all)
There’s no orifice to stick
Got a rod and sack
Set of balls and a d**k

Despite your affection, I’m a
Halfer, not a doll
I have your attention, see that
I am quite tall
And so I'm telling you, that I will s**k your d**k

[And likewise 'cause that's your kick]

For I am not your typical girl
I'm not a girl (at all)
So there’s no need to pretend
The parts I have, what you are
I love straight men!!!

I hope now I've shown you, that
What you thought was not
My cover is blown and yet you
Approve- that I’m hot
Anticipation, sensation, and ready for c**k

For I am not your typical girl
I'm not a girl (at all)
I'm not a girl (at all)

She-male standing tall
Gonna give you all…. you want… just ask

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