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Song Parodies -> "Flabby"

Original Song Title:

"Happy"

Original Performer:

Pharrell Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Flabby"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Here is song Number 9 out of my Weird Al Revisited Project where I parody all of the same songs that Weird Al has parodied and the same topics that Weird Al has discussed ONLY completely mixed up. This one combines Weird Al's "Tacky" with "Fat". Enjoy!!! (BTW - "Flab along" is new Matthias terminology which means "join me in my fat crew")
It might seem crazy how I stuff my face
Ten kinds of beer downed with chocolate cake
(Blew up) like a balloon now I'm overweight
Teeth'll snare cream-filled eclairs and vanilla shakes

Uh

Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you feel like you have a sweet-tooth
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you know you can't use a phone booth
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you find an uneaten Baby Ruth
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you'll chug a whole bottle of Vermouth

Can't see my shoes since I'm way too fat! (Yeah!)
Can't get on a yacht since I would sink that! (Yeah!)
Well, I should probably warn you when you're in line (Yeah!)
Buffet's outta food
Don't waste your time, Here's why...

Because I'm flabby
Flab along if they could make circus tents from your clothes
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if at the theater you take up three rows
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if it's been years since you have seen your toes
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if veins are clogged and therefore blood has slowed

Hey go, uh (Flabby)
Slim me down, Can't nothin' (Flabby)
Slim me down
My BMI's high (Flabby) Can't slim me down
Can't nothin' (Flabby) Slim me down
I said (Gotta gobble down) Ugh
Slim me down (Flabby, flabby, flabby) Can't nothin'
Slim me down
(Flabby, flabby, flabby)
My BMI's high (Flabby, flabby, flabby) can't slim me down
Can't nothin' (Flabby, flabby, flabby) slim me down
I said

Because I'm flabby
Flab along if ice cream trucks all battle for your route
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you once mugged some poor Girl Scout troop
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you have munchies worse than that guy Snoop
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you would toss Big Bird into your soup

Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you deep-fried an entire chicken coop
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you have taken baths in Mountain Dew
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you know you would swallow the whole zoo
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you've eaten the Fruit out of your Looms

(Flabby, flabby, flabby) Slim me down, Can't nothin'
(Flabby, flabby, flabby)
Slim me down
My BMI's high (Flabby, flabby, flabby) Can't slim me down
Can't nothin' (Flabby, flabby, flabby) Slim me down
I said

Because I'm flabby
Flab along if in Alaska you flambéed a moose
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you have turned Milkyways into juice
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you derail trains with your caboose (Eh, eh, eh)
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if your weight's so large it can't be deduced

Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you ever fought grandma for her prunes
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you ever had to dodge a thrown harpoon
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if that chick Betty Crocker makes you swoon (Uh hey-hey!)
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if your whole life is one giant lampoon
Huh, Come on!



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Peter Andersson - November 26, 2020 - Report this comment
I take it training's not working out all too well? Many good lines working out in this one though, my favs were:

Flab along if you once mugged some poor Girl Scout troop

and

Flab along if you ever fought grandma for her prunes
BadBetty - November 27, 2020 - Report this comment
This parody works because of its clever one-liners and topic. Plus, many of us got flabby from lockdown food so it's totally relatable. P.S. My "Midnight Confession 2020" is about the recent "election". Both Weird Al and Pharrell Williams need to be taken down a peg or two (IMO).
CML - November 27, 2020 - Report this comment
This song caused numerous chucklements and chortle-izations I dont generally react like that, even to good parodies
CML - November 27, 2020 - Report this comment
This is a good song to parody. If you are of a certain age, Matthias, you might like my parody "Zappa" I spelled the original performerer's name using only one "L", (Pharrel) so it wont be in your link
2Eagle - November 28, 2020 - Report this comment
love the OS as well as Weird Al's parody "Tacky". now can you juxtapose "Tacky" with "Honey, I Miss You"?

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