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Song Parodies -> "Crappy"

Original Song Title:

"Happy"

Original Performer:

Pharrell Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Crappy"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

kinda where I am now, I'm too young for this crap. More of a serious one but hopefully still funny enough
It's all so crazy around my place today
Buttholes are here, they don't go away
I need to go away, to some other place
My neighbors, they don't care so I'm movin' away

I'm feeling crappy
Crap along if you feel like your stomach blew its top
I'm feeling crappy
Crap along if you feel your brain's about to pop
Just feeling crappy
Crap along if you feel like you just want it to stop
Yeah feelin' crappy
Crap along for leaving well before new year's ball drops

Here come sirens blaring every way
I was too close to them everyday
Moved from there, I'll move again and hopefully be fine
Yeah because these things just aren't worth my time
Oh no

I won't feel crappy
Crap along if you feel like you've eaten way too much
Won't feel crappy
Crap along if you feel like people are out of touch
Won't feel crappy
Crap along if you feel like your head is in pain such
Won't feel crappy
Crap along if you feel like you're sick to your stomach

No I can't stay down
No nothing'll keep me down
I will move again so won't stay down
I'm leaving from those clowns
But I don't feel well
Cold got me under its spell
And I'm so tired, it's hot as hell
Am I alive? Can't tell
Oh well

For now feel crappy
Crap along if you gotta be away all the time
For now feel crappy
Crap along if you feel as popular as a mime
For now feel crappy
Crap along if you feel stressed out of your mind
For now feel crappy
Crap along if you feel gotta leave it all behind

For now feel crappy
Crap along if your butt feels it's on fire once again
For now feel crappy
Crap along if you feel like you're away from your friends
For now feel crappy
Crap along if you feel like your problems never end
For now feel crappy
Crap along if you feel everyone's round the bend

Runny nose drips down
Cough the Phlegm up and out
I am too sneezy to feel real down
Water in ears, ow ow
yucky

Feelin' crappy
crap along if you feel like your head has lost its roof
Feelin' crappy
Crap along if you feel you must always be aloof
Feelin' crappy
Crap along if you feel like you must always have proof
Feelin' crappy
Crap along if you feel like this whole song was a spoof

Feelin' crappy
Crap along if you walked 10 miles and now you ache
Feelin' crappy
Crap along if you feel that your will is about to break
Feelin' crappy
Crap along if you feel you've taken all you can take
Feelin' crappy
Crap along if you need a change, too much on your plate

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