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Song Parodies -> "Thirstday"

Original Song Title:

"Thursday"

Original Performer:

Pet Shop Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Thirstday"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

A good Thirsty Thursday can turn into a whole Thirsty Weekend if you're not careful.
Verse 1: Will you join or relieve me?
It's fun, don't leave me
Just come on over, over, over
Come on, don't nix it
Tonight's the fix for it
Why you still sober, sober, sober?
I need some healing
Suppress my feelings
That I owe her, owe her, owe her
I'll have a martini
Peace out to sobriety
'Til this night's over, over, over

Come on! Why not?!

Chorus: Thursday is my day
Not too soon to start the weekend
Get started tonight, yeah
Drink with me for the weekend
It's Thirstday night!
I'm feeling fried!
I gotta know if you will stay for the Freakend?
Don't try to fight
Let's do it right
I'm begging you, please will you stay for the Freakend?!
Thirstday, Friedday, Fatterday, Funday
I gotta know you're gonna stay for the Freakend
Thirstday, Friedday, Fatterday, Funday
Go ape with me just this weekend

Verse 2: it could be now
Could be tomorrow
Freakend's not over, over, over
I'm lost in the sea
Of Jim Bean whiskey
A whiskey boater, boater, boater
And when the sun-rise wrecks our fun
We'll just start over, over, over
I hear you snoring
Don't be so boring
You're such a dozer, dozer, dozer

Come on! Wake up!

Chorus: Thursday is my day
Not too soon to start the weekend
Get started tonight, yeah
Drink with me for the weekend
It's Thirstday night!
I'm feeling fried!
I gotta know if you will stay for the Freakend?
Don't try to fight
Let's do it right
I'm begging you, please will you stay for the Freakend?!
Thirstday, Friedday, Fatterday, Funday
I gotta know you're gonna stay for the Freakend
Thirstday, Friedday, Fatterday, Funday
Go ape with me just this weekend

Bridge: Stumble down that crapulous lane
Where I'm never gonna to feel this way
Where I'll never know the bitter pain
What's her name, fell right out my brain
So let's hit the club, make it rain
You think I'm insane, well think again
Taking shots again, pee in pots again
Drink more drinks I down, shaky shaky now
Holy cow! In my room
My head and my body go boom
My heart lies back in that tomb
This week must end, Freak's coming soon
Or face your doom again, be a groom again
Tell the truth, think I've bloomed
Just ask yourself, do you really want your wife?
Why wallow in gloom?

Verse 3: I never thought that I could have fun without Evelyn
And now I find myself a drift inside the Freakend
I always cry to see that Monday morning creep in
I want to stay, but I must put my robe on

Chorus: Thursday is my day
Not too soon to start the weekend
Get started tonight, yeah
Drink with me for the weekend
It's Thirstday night!
I'm feeling fried!
I gotta know if you will stay for the Freakend?
Don't try to fight
Let's do it right
I'm begging you, please will you stay for the Freakend?!
Thirstday, Friedday, Fatterday, Funday
I gotta know you're gonna stay for the Freakend
Thirstday, Friedday, Fatterday, Funday
Go ape with me just this weekend
Maybe I'll write a parody for each day of the Freakend. What would you think of that?! Lol!

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Matthias - March 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Not too bad for what it is a general drinking tune. Not all that funny but enjoyable enough.
Harlan Ellison Joke - March 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Someday, Moanday, Duesday, Woundsday, Thornsday, Freeday, Shatterday!
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2015 - Report this comment
This was an odd parody, kind of random, kind of surreal in parts, for some reason reminded me of some of my random Madonna and White Album parodies. Harlan Ellison Joke took your idea one step further, I wish there was more crazy detail about the Freakend itself, less repetition of the cool idea (and lifting of OS lines, too).
Max Power - April 07, 2015 - Report this comment
That explains why people in this country are getting fat ;)
Abbott Skelding - April 07, 2015 - Report this comment
I like the idea of doing a mini-series of spoofs for each day of the "freakend", but this parody was kind of "meh" for me. Not a whole lot of laugh out loud moments, but still a fun read.
bobpiecheese - April 07, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty enjoyable, but I agree with Agri about the line-lifting and the lack of detail, though. 555 shots!

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