-> "Conspiracy (the Nutters Spree)"
Original Song Title:
"Dear Diary (of August 2016)"
Parody Song Title:
"Conspiracy (the Nutters Spree)"
What comes first?
No moon landings is the worst
Cover-up means viewers are all cursed
No moon shots, studio rehearsed!
9/11 inside job will do
Building 7 collapse as proof
Even though it's all been disproved!
Chemtrails in the sky for all to see
Government spraying, but not for disease
Contrails from jets they don't believe!
Moon's a Hologram from Martian lore
Sphere projection satellite & more
Astronomy these freakin' KooKs abhor!
Then a fifth
Rocket in a vacuum can't stay lit
No air to push through spaceships
Newton's Third Law gives them fits!
Fluoridation brainwashing tricks
Soviet techniques- it all fits
Tell the truth, I don't give a sh-t!
Apricot seeds make cancer go away
Although you'd better swallow 100 per day
Toxicity? What's that you say?
Vaccines cause autism debate
Celebrity introduced science fake
Modern medicine: no link to state!
Flat Earth Society still alive
Ice walls at poles, climb, take a dive
Ever wonder why they don't search the sky's outline? Eclipse shapes, Roundness defined?
AIDS made in lab to kill Gay men
So-called secret Operation
Should read a Bible 'bout homo sin!
Ten plus one
Tupac's alive and on the run
Will appear one day as chosen one
Coroner Y-cut pic was on so many dot.coms!
Russian drilling in Siberia found hell
Sounds of screaming miles down the well
Fake recording exposed hoax. Hits fell...
The old Hitler escaped routine
Flight out, Spain, submarine
FBI Investigation proves... NOTHING!!!
Watch out! The aliens are coming!
Grays, Reptilians, Venusian beings
Roswell, no aliens... just a Horten Delta wing!!!
All the hoaxes that we've ever seen
Crop circles, Bigfoot, Unicorns, the Thylacine
KooKs thrive on all these things!
Which is nice when one was a teen...
NOW GROW THE F-CK UP!!!
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