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Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

In 1698
There were troubles everywhere for you and me
We looked real nice for a frontman
But I'm telling you to be fucking nice to me
Or him
But I know the year ain't 1697 anymore
Neither is it 1992, 1994, 1999, or 2015 moi

In 1698
Tributes poured in when you had sex in a car
I don't know if it was a Mercedes or Fiat
I think it was a Citroen
Made me a homecoming gig in Huddersfield
This was summer 1099
The new decade was ready to fuck me
And kids came round the stadium in there asking me to sing 'I Kissed A Girl'
But that and 'Karma Police' hadn't been out
I'm a fucking loveless whore
But hey
I stay safe as I am
I stay safe as I am
I stay safe as I am
I stay safe as I am
But I'm not Harry Koisser


Stay with me everybody
True to me, you're a fucking cockney
And I known I sucked my dick
Just like Skunk Anansie

It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698
It's 1698

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