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Song Parodies -> "Bella's Twilight"

Original Song Title:

"Vanilla Twilight"

Original Performer:

Owl City

Parody Song Title:

"Bella's Twilight"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

For all Twilight fans, Team Edward and Team Jacob alike....... Come together, right NOW!
Verse 1: First Edward jumped and saved her
And then Jacob wants to date her
It seems like teenage drama all again
With Ed you’re safe and soundly
Even when vampires surround thee
And I will watch another year
Cuz it is Twilight dear

Verse 2: Now she wants him to turn her
But he doesn’t want to hurt her
Because it would eternally damn her soul
She thinks this isn’t so bad
Until he does it, she’ll be real sad
Cuz the spaces between her fingers
Are right where his fit perfectly
Victoria hates Bella
Because Edward killed her fella
Cuz he wanted to eat Bella to the bone
But it is just Bella’s Twilight
And Edward will watch her all night
Waist deep in love
Because when he is with her
They’ll never be alone
They’ll never be alone
They’ll never be alone
As many times as Ed flies
Jacob just cries, for her
He cries for her all night

Verse 3: When word of them gets spread out
All other vampires head out
They want to taste her blood
And feel alive again
But Jacob, he won’t let that happen
Cuz for her, his heart is tappin’
Oh, if his voice could reach back through the past
And win her loving heart
Oh, that would be a different start

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