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Song Parodies -> "Woods Life"

Original Song Title:

"Good Life"

Original Performer:

OneRepublic

Parody Song Title:

"Woods Life"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Lost in the forest here to stay
I should of skipped out on hiking, Not to my liking
Now I need to watch out for bears
While in the land of trees and stones

Became a hunter and made a bow
I stuffed my face with some fish and toads
I look a fright while I'm dressed up in this loincloth
Might be a tad insane

Oh... It's a really wild woods life
But it's all part of my woods life
Acting crazy in my woods life, woods life

Oh no, In this cavern's where I sleep tight
I am learning to make fire, that's right
It's a really crappy woods life
My woods, woods life

Ohhh, ohhhh, ohhhh...

I once tried to bite bark but that was gross
Used to think this life's lame now I know
Cause I tackled a fast few deer and crow
That is my dinner since there's no roast

I'm sucking on the rain opened my mouth
I'm stabbing those fish with a spear now
Feeling pretty itchy, Poison ivy-y-y-y
I used that to wipe down south

Don't think camping is that cool
Got bit by a gopher
I am no Eagle Scout
But this is where I live

Oh this is gotta be my woods life
It's a super shitty woods life
Really tired of this woods life, woods life

Oh no, I've been out here too many nights
I'm so stinky and I draw flies
Getting really sick of woods life
This woods, woods life

Ohhhhhh, Ohhhhhh, Ohhhhhh...

The woods, woods life
Oh yeah

Ohhhhhhh, Ohhhhhh, Ohhhhhh...

Socially
I'm now married to a chipmunk, She's my miss
Nobody
There's not a single person to speak English with
Globally
Does the whole entire world have trees around?
And woefully
I'm totally much hairier than any hound

Oh, Gonna whine about my woods life
I don't want to live this woods life
So fed up with this darn woods life, woods life

Oh no, I am covered in these bug bites
Feeling gritty the dirt's not that slight
Pull my hair out due to woods life
This woods, woods life

Ohhhhhh, ohhhhhh, ohhhhh....

Oh yeah
Woods, woods life
Woods life
Ooooh...

Stupid...
I'm such a big dork, My brain is slow
Today I was saved by Ranger Joe
I'm so dumb down this hill there is a road
Never went down there so I didn't know

Out here for two days eating raw trout
Seemed like a lifetime among the sprouts
And choking on berries covered in flea-ea-ea-eas
I could sure use a shower now!

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Max Power - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Just like Survivor Man.
bobpiecheese - January 17, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Kinda reminds me of my old "This One Camp Trip" parody, but a hell of a lot better (helps that you had a more substantial OS to work, though there were a coupla pacing trip-ups). Fantastic stuff here, my favourite line was how you used poison ivy to "wipe down south". Goes to show that even though you dislike toilet humour, it is possible to use it in a more refined way. 555!
Agrimorfee - January 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody. Your narrator needs to watch a few Bear Grylls TV shows, now that's SURVIVAL. :)

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