-> "Young Kids"
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Verse 1: I’ve tried playing it cool
When they’re getting’ off of school
They walk over my land
But my sign says that’s banned
Shotgun’s loaded and prepped
If they take one step
They keep crushing my plants
With quaffed hair and tight pants
Something’s gotta give now
Cuz they’re destroying my property
And I swear I’ll let the dogs out
Cuz I hate dem young kids
Chorus: So get off, get off, get off of my lawn!
Cuz right by the road there’s sidewalks
I won’t, I won’t, won’t stand and watch this
Cuz I hate dem young kids!
Did you see what they did?!
Verse 2: Now dem young’uns throw trash
So I’ll kick juvenile ass!
Am I going out of my mind?
Do they think I’m blind?
Someone’s gotta die now!
Cuz I’m tired of these childish games
And I’ll make a solemn stern vow
That I’ll kill dem young kids!
Chorus: So come on, come on, come walk through my yard
But I doubt you’ll make it too far
I set, I set, set some booby traps
That will snare you young kids!
Go on, go on, go fall to your death
And come on and take your last breath
You could, you could, could fall on some spikes
That I made for young kids
Cuz I hate you young kids!
[All young kids fall victim to assorted booby traps]
I don’t see young kids
Young kids, young kids, young kids disappeared?
They were last seen on my land? Weird
Chorus: But I don’t, I don’t, I don’t have a clue
Where those young kids have run off to
I don’t, I don’t, don’t know where they are
They’re not in my backyard
So cop, so cop, so cop go along
They are not underneath my lawn
I hope, I hope, they’re not hurt, forbid!
Please don’t be so morbid
Cuz I love dem young kids!
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