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Song Parodies -> "Neat"

Original Song Title:

"Perfect"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"Neat"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

I might never be your knight in shining armour
I might never be the one you take home to parents
And I might never be the one who brings you the day
But I can be the one, be the one tonight

When I first saw you
From across the room
I could tell that you were awesome,
Oh, yeah
Girl, I hope you’re sure
What you're looking for
'Cause I'm not good at making promises

But if you like causing trouble up in store rooms
And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn’t do
Then baby, I'm neat
Baby, I'm neat for you
And if you like midnight driving with the people down
And if you like going places we can’t even pronounce
If you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about
Then baby, you're neat
Baby, you're neat
So let's start right now

I might never be the hands you put your heart in
Or the arms that hold you any time you want them
But that don’t mean that we can’t live here in the period
'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time

When I first saw you
From across the room
I could tell that you were curious,
Oh, yeah
Girl, I hope you’re sure
What you're looking for
'Cause I'm not good at making nice things

But if you like causing trouble up in store rooms
And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn’t do
Then baby, I'm neat
Baby, I'm neat for you
And if you like midnight driving with the people down
And if you like going places we can’t even pronounce
If you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about
Then baby, you're neat
Baby, you're neat
So let's start right now

And if you like cameras flashing every time we go out,
Oh, yeah
And if you're looking for someone to write your break-up songs about
Baby, I'm neat
Baby, we're neat

If you like causing trouble up in store rooms
And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn’t do
Then baby, I'm neat
Baby, I'm neat for you
And if you like midnight driving with the people down
And if you like going places we can’t even pronounce
If you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about
Then baby, you're neat
Baby, you're neat
So let's start right now

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