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Song Parodies -> "Hold The Screen Up"

Original Song Title:

"Drag Me Down"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"Hold The Screen Up"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

I've got big for a start
I'm not scared of the shadows
You've never seen it look so easy
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a ship
Baby you're my only reason

If I didn't have you there would be nothing in the cruise
The shell of a man who could never be his best
If I didn't have you, I'd never see the sun
You taught me how to be someone, yeah

All my people
You stood by me
When no one else was ever behind me
All these flashers
They can't blind me
With your love, nobody can hold the screen up

All my people
You stood by me
When no one else was ever behind me
All these flashes
They can't blind me
With your love, nobody can hold the screen up

Nobody, nobody
Nobody can hold the screen up
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can hold the screen up

I got a pig for a haul
I'm not scared of the darkness
You've never seen it look so easy
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a ship
Baby you're my only reason

If I didn't have you there would be nothing cruise (nothing cruise)
The shell of a man who could never be his best (be his best)
If I didn't have you, I'd never see the sun (see the sun)
You taught me how to be someone
Yeah

All my people
You stood by me
When no one else was ever behind me
All these flashes
They can't blind me
With your love, nobody can hold the screen up

Nobody, nobody
Nobody can hold the screen up
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can hold

All my people
You stood by me
When no one else was ever behind me
All these flashes
They can't blind me
With your love, nobody can hold the screen up

Nobody, nobody
Nobody can hold the screen up
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can hold the screen up

Nobody, nobody
Nobody can hold the screen up
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can hold the screen up

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