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Song Parodies -> "Pulled This Lever"

Original Song Title:

"Best Song Ever"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"Pulled This Lever"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Guy just wants to be left alone so he installs a giant spring trap at his doorstep.
I don't want the crap you hawk (ugh!)
Take a step here on this carpet
My trapdoor will blast you far (wow!)
Right into a nearby tar pit

I warned: "Buddy, You had better leave"
You said: "Not till you buy magazines"

That's when I decided to pull this lever
I have posted signs in some black bold letters
Ignored those for some dough, You thought you were clever
But now you're in flight since I pulled that lever
I heard you say: "Buy, buy, buy"
But then you went "Bye, bye, bye"
I won't read those... (Noooooo)

I like to left alone (ugh!)
So I put up giant fences
They didn't keep people out (Didn't keep people out)
Needed to be more defensive

I said: "Don't sell me junk food to eat"
She said: "This help's out my troop, So please"

That's when I decided to pull this lever
I watched that brat fly like she had some feathers
Might seem gross how I'll throw little girls from here
Thin Mints I won't bite to become a heifer
I heard her say: "Pay, pay, pay"
She went away-way-way
I won't eat those... (Noooooo)

My foes are thrown and groan, They can't enter, dude
Just like crows, They've flown, Broke bones, In my Rancor pit

(Go! Go! Go!)
(Far! Far! Far!)

Huge stones are bowled and rolled but ignored by you
I've stowed springs down below unsuspicious welcome mats
At my flat
You-should... watch-your-feet

Since I'm not too nice I will pull this lever
My yard's full of vines
But you still have ventured
To my door though you're sore
To give me Lord lectures
I will just decide to go pull this lever
(No chance, No chance, So go take a hike bro)
Left my sight when I pulled that lever
I might break your spine
Don't need torture chambers
You're disposed from my home
I can't stand my neighbors
I won't pull out knives, I'll just yank this lever

I heard you say: "God, God, God"
But now you are gone, gone, gone
Your views imposed

Pulled this lever
You freaks are worse than lepers
Get lost you stinkin' beggars

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Jabba - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny- 555! Reminds me of Bugs and Yosemite Sam on the ship where Bugs is tossing lit matches down into the powder room. After several times of running down the stairs and putting it out, Sam says something like, " Do it again an' I ain'ta gonna git it!" Bugs throws a match. Sam plays jacks, hums, twiddles his thumbs and then screams NO!!! before starting down the stairs. KABOOM!!!
Abbott Skelding - August 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff! I don't think I could ever shoo away someone selling girl scout cookies, but this was a pretty spot on spoof. Solid work! (Security code was initials!)
Agrimorfee - August 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Pretty funny (as Aggy hesitantly eyes the floor for suspicious indentations)
bobpiecheese - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) I wish I could do something like that (although like Abbott, I wouldn't fling the Girl Scouts away - not like I could, they don't exist here). Hilarious parody here, 555!

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