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Song Parodies -> "Worst Guess Ever"

Original Song Title:

"Best Song Ever"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"Worst Guess Ever"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Have you ever played a game with someone and they're super competitive and you're not, so they get upset over losing even though the game means literally nothing? Well I'm THAT person. So back off!
Verse 1: Maybe it’s the way I was born
I am not too fond of losing
How can you be acting bored?
Is it all the clues I’m choosing?
I thought we’d be a good team at first
You have lit’rally got to be the worst

Chorus: So I danced like that for the worst guess ever
You waste all my time, weren’t close whatsoever
Now we lose cuz of you, I’ll forgive you never
Cuz each answer was just the worst guess ever
I’d see you go, “Oh, oh, oh!”
And I was like, “No, no, no!”
And you were like oh…

Verse 2: I act out the Super Bowl
Thought that’d be a good selection
Not that hard to figure out
Why did you guess One Direction?
I said, “It’s the Super Bowl, honey!”
She said, “I thought there was no talking”

Chorus: So well that’s time, for the worst guess ever?
Ear means it “sounds like”, not hard to remember
No I don’t wanna go, but just give more effort
Cuz we’ll play all night, we’re the worst guests ever
Hear me say, “go, go, go”
I just wanna play, play, play
Would you please just go?

Bridge: You know, I know, you know what I’m acting out
But you don’t, don’t know, I just can’t believe this crap
Cuz I know, we both, we own this classic movie (no no no, yeah yeah yeah)
So I hope, you know, you don’t remember “Shall We Dance”? (no no no, yeah yeah yeah)
Shall We Dance? (1, 2, 1, 2, 3)
Our fav. romance!

Chorus: Now we’ve played all night, got the least points ever
You can’t read my mind? How long we been together?
Time to go, but it’s cold, did you bring your sweater?
Here’s another fight, we’re the worst pair ever

Chorus: Is it true, is it right? We’re the worst pair ever?
All we do is fight, life of stormy weather
I should go but I don’t want to try to forget her
Cuz I’ll try do right for the best gal ever
And know I go oh oh oh!
I was like yeah yeah yeah
Then I go oh…

Worst guess ever
Really the worst guess ever
It was the worst guess ever
Yeah, just the worst guess ever…
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