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Song Parodies -> "Raquel is So Pitiful"

Original Song Title:

"What Makes You Beautiful"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"Raquel is So Pitiful"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Alternate- name change in case "someone" gets upset!
She’s insecure,
We know what for,
Tweeting 1D knowing that she can’t score-ore-ore

Herself to blame
And it’s a shame,
That 1D will never even know her na-na-name

Everyone else knows she’s defeated,
Everyone else but her…

Raquel wastes all her time like nobody else,
The way that she sends her Tweets proves that she needs help,
But when you see her Teen mags it ain't hard to tell,
Got that glow, oh-no!
Raquel is so pitiful

If only she saw how hard she tries,
She’d be so embarrassed that she would cry
She should stop trying so hard, ask herself- WHY?
Got that glow, oh-no!
Raquel is so pitiful
Makes herself look like a fool!!!

So m-move along!
She’s got it wrong,
To prove I'm right
She’s just ONE fan in the 1D throng!

And I know why,
She‘s gonna die (inside),
‘Cause she’s never gonna get a reply-y-y!!!

Everyone else knows she’s defeated,
Everyone else but her…

Raquel wastes all her time like nobody else,
The way that she sends her Tweets proves that she needs help,
But when you see her Teen mags it ain't hard to tell,
Got that glow, oh-no!
Raquel is so pitiful

If only she saw how hard she tries,
She’d be so embarrassed that she would cry
She should stop trying so hard, ask herself- WHY?
Got that glow, oh-no!
Raquel is so pitiful
Makes herself look like a fool!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! x2

Everyone else knows she’s defeated,
Everyone else but her

Raquel wastes all her time like nobody else,
The way that she sends her Tweets proves that she needs help,
But when you see her Teen mags it ain't hard to tell,
Got that glow, oh-no!
Raquel is so pitiful

Raquel wastes all her time like nobody else,
The way that she sends her Tweets proves that she needs help,
But when you see her Teen Beats it ain't hard to tell,
Got that glow, oh-no!
Raquel is so pitiful

If only she saw how hard she tries,
She’d be so embarrassed that she would cry
She should stop trying so hard, ask herself- WHY?
Got that glow, oh-no!
Raquel is so pitiful
Makes herself look like a fool!!!

(And THAT’S what makes her pitiful!) X infinity!!!

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