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Song Parodies -> "What Makes You Pitiful"

Original Song Title:

"What Makes You Beautiful"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"What Makes You Pitiful"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More political dynamite...
You want four more,
Don't know what for,
Performance as President is so poor
Your birth made-up,
A cover up,
And America is just fed-up

[Bridge]
Everyone in the US feels it,
Everyone knows you’re through

[Chorus]
Barack, we know all you think about is yourself,
Direction we‘re heading, don‘t want you at the helm,
And when you smile we can tell that you lie so well,
A total,
Ze-ro,
You don't know you're pitiful,
If only you saw what we can see,
You'd understand why we want your total defeat,
Right now I can hear you lying on TV,
A total,
Ze-ro,
You don't know you're pitiful,
Ze-ro,
Hope you’re unelectable

We went along,
But we were wrong,
Should have went Right,
But thought you were strong
We don't know why,
You told those lies,
The bail-outs, the hand-outs, the cop-outs… surprise, surprise!!!!

Everyone in the US feels it,
Everyone knows you’re through

Barack, we know all you think about is yourself,
Direction we‘re heading, don‘t want you at the helm,
And when you smile we can tell that you lie so well,
A total,
Ze-ro,
You don't know you're pitiful,
If only you saw what we can see,
You'd understand why we want your total defeat,
Right now I can hear you lying on TV,
A total,
Ze-ro,
You don't know you're pitiful

Hope you’re unelectable

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No
No, No, No, No, No, No

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No
No, No, No, No, No, No

No-more!!!

[Middle]
Barack, we know all you think about is yourself,
Direction we‘re heading, don‘t want you at the helm,
And when you smile we can tell that you lie so well,
A total,
Ze-ro,
You don't know you're pitiful

Barack, we know all you think about is yourself,
Direction we‘re heading, don‘t want you at the helm,
And when you smile we can tell that you lie so well,
A total,
Ze-ro,
You don't know you're pitiful,
If only you saw what we can see,
You'd understand why we want your total defeat,
Right now I can hear you lying on TV,
A total,
Ze-ro,
You don't know you're pitiful,
Ze-ro,
You don't know you're pitiful,
Ze-ro

Hope you’re unelectable




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Brock O'Brahma - June 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Just heard on the radio that Oblamer played his 100th round of golf since being elected. Jeez, between golf, 3 years of campaigning, fundraisers (which outnumber the last 6 presidents combined), talk show appearances, press conferences, etc,etc,etc, it's amazing he still finds time to destroy the country!
Patriot - June 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Barack Obama has taken more vacation time in 1 term than GWB in 2 terms!!! And if you count campaigning while in office that makes it even more!!! This guy is all talk- no action.
Porfle Popnecker - June 19, 2012 - Report this comment
At least his promises of hope and change came true. He has everyone hoping for a change.

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