-> "Elven Archer (from 'LOTR: OMG!')"
Original Song Title:
Olly Murs and Flo Rida
Parody Song Title:
"Elven Archer (from 'LOTR: OMG!')"
It’s an elven archer…
He’s an elven archer….
What a girly-looking elven archer though!
My daddy looked ashamed after Gollum went to ground
Sent me to Rivendell to explain we let ’em down
They said “Who is that dude with the pretty yellow hair?”
And so I had to tell ‘em “Stop right there..!
I’m an elven archer Legolas is my name
A prince from Mirkwood that is my claim to fame
And you’re gonna go…
“How can he shoot so good and run so fast? (Woah oh-oh-oh-ohhh!)
He’s kinda fey but he is having a blast!
And if some monsters ever hold us back (Oh no-oh-oh-ohhh!)
This Fellowship would need his ‘dart’ attack –
Snowed on that mountain pass although I was doing fine
The rest got cold and wet so instead they chose the mine
Pippin was noisy so escaping was our goal
But who’s that comin’ at us? It’s a troll!
Stupid stupid cave troll he won’t try that again
Thanks to those arrows that I stuck in his brain
He’s a goner now…
Hell I’m just so damn good I’m almost bad (Woah oh-oh-oh-ohhh!)
I’ll fight all day and still look totally rad
I just lost count of all the trolls I’ve whacked (Doh-oh-oh-oh-ohh!)
I am the greatest that’s a hardened fact!
The rest are pretty cool but I kick ass (Woah oh-oh-oh-ohhh!)
Though I let Gandalf say “Hey you shall not pass” (Gonna block, yeah!)
I really wish I could’ve pulled him back (Woah oh-oh-oh-ohhh!)
His death nearly gave me a heart attack
Elf, you’re so damn vain
What else goes on in your blonde-haired brain?
Think of somethin’ else fo’ change
Though you fight good close up and long range
I can’t help but think you’re strange
But you felt my pain I just remembered
When I found my kin dismembered
I think I cried and lost my temper, yeah!
Girly-man you're the queen of drama
Hair up in a pony don’t even wear armour
But then… elven… archer… you’re damn fly
And though I wanna punch you… I can’t and don’t even know why!
Hey Gimli it’s all good now don’t feel bad (Woah oh-oh-oh-ohh- ohhh!)
Think you might be the best friend I’ve ever had (you’re a keeper!)
This is such fun we’ve got each other’s backs (Woah oh-oh-oh-ohhh!)
My bow and me, you and your dwarven axe!
Sorry I didn’t mean to call you that (GIMLI: That was a totally low blow!)(Woah oh-oh-oh-ohhh!)
I touched a nerve like when I said you were fat (What a clanger!)
My father’s son so it’s a proven fact (Woah oh-oh-oh-ohhh!)
Renowned for bravery but not for tact!
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