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Song Parodies -> "MPs (World Wars 1 thru 3)"

Original Song Title:

"Threes (A Pair of Threes)"

Original Performer:

Old Man Ribber

Parody Song Title:

"MPs (World Wars 1 thru 3)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Couldn't resist this parody of a parody off OMR! Did it in under 2 minutes. The "Schmeisser" was the Bergmann MP-18 of WW1 that led to the MP-28 Interwar and then the MP-38 led to the MP-40 which was called a "Schmeisser" but was actually designed by Vollmer of Erma. They are not the same. Stormtroopers used the MP-18 as trench sweper in WW1 while the MP-40 was used by the German Army, Waffen SS, Gestapo, General SS, and Luftwaffe Paras (Fallschirmjaeger) on all 3 fronts (West, Med, and East). Post-WW2 Walther made the MPK and MPL for police and later HK made the incredible world renowned MP-5. HK now has issued the submachine gun's replacement- the PDW as MP-7. This is a very compact Personal Defense Weapon used by both non-combat military personnel as well as SFs.
The Schmeisser was a good MP
The “Great War” 18... not 40

Both of them had earned equal fame
Yet the designs were not the same

It‘s not that hard, without debate:
Bergmann and Erma made them great

The 18 gained Stormtroopers trust,
The 40 was a Para must!

Both MPs used on battlefronts
9 mils! High fire. Conditions rough.

HK now makes next-Gen MP
MP-7 for World War III!!!

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Old Man Ribber - February 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Thank you. Feel free to give any of my writings the "Full Rob Treatment".

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