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Song Parodies -> "Dirty Socks"

Original Song Title:

"Little Talks"

Original Performer:

Of Monsters and Men

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty Socks"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

This is a duet (as is the original song). The man sings the lines that are in quotation marks.
Phew! Phew! Phew!

I don't like it when you leave them strewn about
"But I can't help my sloppiness, my dear"

The stench that wafts from them, it makes my nostrils quake
"Well to me it doesn't smell so bad"

When will you learn how to dress yourself
"I just don't use a hamper, that's okay"

Your socks are in the kitchen
My nose is itchin', now what'd you do that for?

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Now the odor that I smell gives me a heart attack
"I don't know why you hate my dirty socks"

Soon I may walk out on you if you don't change your ways
"You never used to mind my socks before
But you don't feel that way no more"

If you can't keep the floor clean, you need a lot of help
"Your mind is playing tricks on you my dear"

Your socks are in the kitchen
My nose is itchin', now what'd you do that for?

Phew!
Don't leave your socks out on the floor
Phew!
Or I might walk right out the door
Phew!

Your socks are in the kitchen
My nose is itchin', now what'd you do that for?

They smell, smell, smell so bad
You must have athlete's foot
Where were you brought up? In a zoo?
"You complain, plain, plain away"
"And I don't understand"
"Why my foot odor bugs you"

Now please pick, up your socks
I'll make this one demand
Or with you I won't sleep

Phew!
Don't leave your socks out on the floor
Phew!
Or I might walk right out the door
Phew!

Your socks are in the kitchen
My nose is itchin', now what'd you do that for?

Phew!
Don't leave your socks out on the floor
Phew!
Or I might walk right out the door
Phew!

Your socks are in the kitchen
"Please quit your bitchin', don't know what you're upset for"

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