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Song Parodies -> "Super Bass"

Original Song Title:

"Super Bass"

Original Performer:

Nicki Minaj

Parody Song Title:

"Super Bass"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

His name is Pond. James Pond. 007 Seas!
This one taunts the guys with the tackle boxes
They'll frown, Brainy fish with a brain like fox's
When they see that bubble blub, Wanna fry him up
Those dorks on dock, He will trip them up

Got gills, eats krill, he pops those smart pills
They can't throttle and throw him down on a grill
He's bold, No hope that he'll be smoked
With nets try to ensnare but he's not in their boat

There in water takes a dip (dip)
Likes to jump and flip (flip)
He will say some quip (quip)
When free from their grip (grip)

Likes to chomp for food on some wiggled worms
Badass but all these fishermen won't come to terms

Some say "Yummy" When they cast out their fly
Then they'll bite-bite-bite-bite just to be a fish fry
With super sharp eyes he'll prepare for a fight
Cause your bobber fooled that guy but that salmon's not bright, Yo!

Might catch squid, Might catch squid
Cause you know that is what calimari is
He is Super James Pond he'll smack them dudes up
He's so shrewd, yup. He won't be stewed, Nope!

Fish has got the trollers switching their bait
Not a fan of chum like those sharks ate today
He knows its his doom-da-tomb-doom-doom-da-tomb-doom-doom, Pass
(He is that Super Bass!)
(Yeah! He is that Super Bass!)

Bright. Bass. Bright. Bass. Smart. Smart. Bass. Bright. Bass
Wise. Bass. Wise. Bass. Wise. Bass. Yeah! Bass!

(He is that Super Bass)
(Yeah! That's that Super Bass)

He won't be a snail who's escargot
Those saboteur fishers in Key Largo
On your lure some might chew but he'll forgo
When it comes to open waters he is below

And when he's in the water has his thinking cap on
He can even recite Pi, Don't try that crap, Mon
Ain't gonna get him to hook
And he knows every brook
Up the ante or he'll scoff, scoff. Ugh!

Dumb-Ass is fishing. Why do you even try?
Ain't gonna catch him in that spring, Must be outta your mind
Nets are slight, Macho man might
Rips a hole, You can't clutch him that is too trite (Ugh!)

Off the grid. Off the grid.
You'll try and try again till you flip your lid
He is Super James Pond. Through the waves he'll cruise, Yup
He can snooze, Punk, He still ain't bruised, Nope

He will have you all beat he's cunning used brains
Fishermen are glum cause he's not on their plates
Know that danger looms-la-doom-loom-loom-la-doom-loom Bass
(He is that Super Bass)
Shrewd-sha-screwed-shrewd-shrew-sha-screwed-shrewd Bass
(He is that Super Bass)

Bright. Bass. Bright. Bass. Smart. Smart. Bass. Bright. Bass
Wise. Bass. Wise. Bass. Wise. Bass. Yeah! Bass!

(He is that Super Bass)
(He is that Super Bass)

You won't gut him with a knife, He's not filleted
No. No. No. No. No. He will escape.
Oh no. No. No. No. No. He wears a cape.
All your jaws have dropped from his stunning display
All your rods this fish is shunning today

On him you won't chew-cha-chew-chew-chew-cha-chew-chew-chew
No he won't be stewed-sta-stew-stew-stew-sta-stew-stewed-Bass

You can try explosives and gunning to slay
He will not be numbed through the damage he'll sway
You can watch him zoom-za-zoom-zoom-zoom-za-zoom-zoom fast
(He is that Super Bass)
(He is that Super Bass)

Bright. Bass. Bright. Bass. Smart. Smart. Bass. Bright. Bass
Wise. Bass. Wise. Bass. Wise. Bass. Yeah! Bass!

(He is that Super Bass)
(He is that Super Bass)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - November 17, 2014 - Report this comment
'Tis better to be a Smartbass than a Dumbass. Shrewd-shrewd-shrewd ways to vary the boom-boom-booms.
Max Power - November 17, 2014 - Report this comment
It has to be done, these things are quite a catch after all.
bobpiecheese - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Super parody about a really super fish. I love the way you varied up the boom-booms as Agri said. This looks like a job for 555!
Abbott Skelding - November 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Excellent job as always. One of the few Minaj songs I can tolerate, and who doesn't like a story of a fish fooling fisherman? Nicely done!
Balydeman - November 19, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, fish parodies! BAMF Bass brother! Loved this! 555 Super Basses! P.S. My code is GLF! LOL!

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